James Barclay

L.H.H.W

[Peter Mortell @PMortell1]

"Your hands are too slow" they said.
"Your cadence has no rhythm" they said. This one's for the state of Minnesota.

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@Lucasdp33 I can't believe they copied me #gutty #repost

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@Lucasdp33

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

"Chicken pot pie, my 3 favourite things"

[MLB @MLB]

Nick Markakis is heading home to play right field for the @Braves: http://t.co/Hv7Ey1kAws #HotStove

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@Degroot14 thank you Jeffrey #flowbrother

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@Mitchellwood_7 dynasty

[Steve Nash @SteveNash]

Disgusted by decision in furguson. Racism is learned. Accepted is systematic suffocation of education and opportunity. What are we saying?

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@Lucasdp33 #dipsbeefswaterwoo

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

Just remember it's not premarital sex if you never get married #loophole

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@Lucasdp33 #dipslooksforlove

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@alexpharoah_65 December birthday my friend

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

Being 18 and in second year is shitty #underage #everyoneelseis20

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

Sometimes I wonder if Airbud would've been a better basketball player as a black lab

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

Id taken by the trappers monster #femalebouncers

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

Why is there even a setting 9 on toasters? Do people wake up and think "ya I'll have some buttered ash that sounds delicious"

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@rosiehorbay coming from the "spunk rat" #takesonetoknowone

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

Next "challenge": pour scalding hot water on strangers to raise awareness for burn victims

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

@tsmiz23 decided to give up teaching for a real profession I guess #djTsmooth #greatestofalltime

[James Barclay @TheJamesBarclay]

One ofmy goals in life is to DJing at the exact moment someone says something awkward so I can make that scratching noise and stop the music