Wyf of Myschief 🎭

“A lewed, lusty quean, stibourn as a leonesse, who preach’th sex-realisme with all the wit of a drunken alewife” - Geoffrey Chaucer

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Lo, it is Monday. Fucketh this shytte.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@JeanHatchet Most assuredly, nay, my lady!

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Jensen Huang hath been brandishing his saveloy about the realm, as though all Christendom were his privy chamber. Another puffed-up, entitled knave, whose undoing, it seemeth, began betwixt his pantaloons. (Checketh myne investment portfolio & quietly sobbeth into handkerchief)

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@RedTory2016 As funnye as a ffarte in the confessyonal

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Do the witless dolts not perceive their petition clamoureth for rights the rapist straggot Brand already enjoyes? So grievously confounded are they betwixt equality before the law & freedom from its consequences! By my troth, the irony is exquisite; the idiocy, beyond measure.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

’Tis indeed sobering this evening, to peruse the most grievous accounts of violation borne by so many noble wymmin, who wage a valiant war against misogyny. I doff my cap, & salute thy courage, each & every one. May thy voices ne’er be silenced, nor thy spirits broken.
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[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

So doth Fred truly regard being judgeth a ‘three-pinter’ by a notorious rapist straggot as cause for vainglorious celebration? Verily, the standards of distinction have sunken to the very depths of the midden.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@JeanHatchet @transwidows @joanithejourno Forsooth, to style herselfe a ‘journalist’ is to gild the lily with a shovel, then describe the resulting heap as the Garden of Versailles

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Lo! Some scurrilous knave hath fed a groat unto @joanithejourno’s slot, and the rotund harridan hath burst forth like a badly upholstered thundercloud, bellowing her grievances unto all who dare draw breath! Take cover, good folk, lest ye lose what little sanity remains!

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@transwidows @JeanHatchet @joanithejourno Yet one must admire her consistency, for all and sundry are held in equal disdain. With her, no soul need wonder where they stand, for all are equally beneath her contempt!

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@JeanHatchet @joanithejourno The wench is as dafte as a goose in a bishop's hat

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@JeanHatchet Pray, fair lady, be careful what thou dost wish for!

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@OriginalMarple @joanithejourno Last I did inspect mine own nether regions, I found neither beard nor bollocks to suggest I was a man!

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Pray, tell us @joanithejourno - what grievous affront hath sex realism visited upon thee, that thou hast crossed swords with all who champion it? Hast thou considered, thou peevish varlet, that if every soul be thine enemy, perchance thou art the common pestilence?

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@FruellaDeBrille @CarrieZimbo @SammiePressdee Verily, methinks this newfangled malady of perpetual distraction doth afflict many a Brand cheerleader, whose enthusiasm outrunneth their capacity for coherent thought.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Prithee, would yon caterwauling apologist for the unspeakable, @SammiePressdee, kindly bridle her unruly tongue? Weary are we of her ceaseless clamour. Verrily, she is an affrontte to womanhood.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@MaglocL A veritable tournament of twattery, where hubris doth joust with vanity, egos clash like drunken knights, & every puffed-up peacock proclaimeth himself cock of the walk. It should, of course, be live-streamed, that the common folk may feast upon the spectacle from their armchairs

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Methinks this realm needeth a Gaol for celebrity arse-knaves, where these vainglorious coxcombs vie for scraps & privileges amongst their own vile fraternity, whilst endlessly prattling of past glories & the adulation of peasants long gone. Let them feast upon their own conceit.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

Lo, it is Monday. Fucketh this shytte.

[Wyf of Myschief 🎭 @TheJangleress]

@LightninLex @Scallyanism @RestoreBritain Pray, who is this saucy varlet, so swollen with his own consequence? Begone, thou impertinent wretch!