#UrBanDadDy

Every coffee table I've ever owned I've found in the street - Writer.

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

biscottis after midnight; a memoir

[A24 @A24]

Furby necklace for the best Iowa parlay. Direct replies only

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

@FatJohnson6 So this is what Arizona is like

[WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod]

Monday.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Giannis' MVP season:
27.7 PTS, 12.5 REB
52 threes in 72 games

Giannis so far this season:
30.3 PTS, 12.8 REB
53 threes in 32 games

Greek Freak only getting better.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

As president, I will shut down the Keystone and Dakota Access pipelines. They should never have been built in the first place.

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

@nshafi25 What time I’ll be there

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

I also find it important like to clarify that this is in no way, shape, or form a slight towards @Chilis

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

“Elite Yelpers” are always so extra saying shit like, “It is right here that your food journey begins . ..” when dining at a Chili’s 🌶

[Yeasayer @Yeasayer]

Announcement.

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

@FatJohnson6 But it does mean happiness so let me have this one

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

Pssssst! @realDonaldTrump

U gotta change ur bio now lmao

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

@FatJohnson6 U wouldn’t noe him

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

Sorry but if you’re not a stan of baby Yoda I MUST assume you’re a Trump supporter && THEREFORE I’m not a stan of u

[fer. @mydarlingkylo]

adam driver and rian johnson this award season

https://t.co/83lIBPUy2N

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

jw why I still live in Illinois???

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

@Jessica_Waugh Thnx 4 sharing ;)

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

My relationship in a nutshell

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

My dad, a Canadian: “I can’t believe Americans turned a single meal into a five day holiday”

[#UrBanDadDy @TheJasonLouro]

Would like to go on record and credit @charli_xcx with single-handedly pulling me out of the deepest depression of my life in 2017 via Pop 2