Depressed Jason

Lover, fighter, poet, singer-songwriter, misunderstood serial killer

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

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[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

I got an Xbox One. I like multiplayer games but all the randos online are such douchebags and no one wants to come over to my shack.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

Kevin Bacon never says hi. Even that one Corey sends a card at the holidays.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

For Halloween I'm going as SpongeBob. Again.

[Jason L. Voorhees @JasonLVoorhees]

Stupid dog tried to bury mom in the front yard. Big (and last) mistake.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

@tommy_jarvis001 [shakes fist] Tommy! @jasonvoorheeze @01jasonvoorhees @killer_voorhees

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

@glennmoorecle @girlfromthe216 what'd I do?

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

Hey guys, who wants to hang out tonight? Tell me if you're having illicit sex or doing drugs, or look like Corey Feldman and I might stop by

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

You never see butter brickle ice cream anymore.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

Hey, you guys know what’s coming up? [wink wink wink]

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

You’d think more Make-A-Wish kids would wish not to die.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

Is Tuesday the 13th a thing?

It should totally be a thing.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

@truechaosknight anything for a fan

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

@truechaosknight not really, it's like people praying I won't kill them, haha, face it, that doesn't work

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

Fuck, reception is shit here.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

@rachelingraham1 Mike never picks up the check and is a huge Melissa Etheridge fan.

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

So if you #PraytoEndAbortion and there's still abortion in the morning, will you accept that god doesn't care (or exist)?

[Depressed Jason @TheJasonV]

Sorry I haven't been tweeting much. Candy Crush, you understand.

[Jason L. Voorhees @JasonLVoorhees]

My secret ingredient is machete.

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Clearly I'm unclear about the concept of secrets.

[Jason L. Voorhees @JasonLVoorhees]

Jingle bells, Freddy smells, Myer's sister is a slut. Pinhead's dick is a little prick, and Chucky's sniffs his butt.
#sadbuttrue