Jay Jones

Car Wash Spokesperson

[Jay Jones @TheJayJones]

How was my Saturday? Well … stopped by my parents and they gave me a bag of my old cards … Lando, Hannibal Smith, Pistol Pete, Dale Murphy … and a scene of domestic tranquility on Dallas … pretty freaking special day. @Super70sSports

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Hey, John Peter DeLorean @spclsmthin … your stories are fun and all, but you might want to ease up a bit and not take yourself, and the world, so seriously.

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@StanleyRob38050 @JayJonesOnline @Nickolea24 @catturd2 Look at the big man blocking me.

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@DrewMcWeeny @JayJonesOnline

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@teracorona @JayJonesOnline @Variety @IfindRetards An anti-Semite with an Ukraine - that’s a special kind of tard. Also … when are your drag shows?

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Let’s go @GreenWaveBSB and Coach @jezk1010!

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@PNW_working_mom @Oregonian @OregonianPol I got banned for simply asking what a woman is. That's it. Do they act like a 14 year old girl? Sure … if you can define what a girl is.

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@The_Kyle_Mann "Expelliarmus Matrimonium!"

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Is this @TheBabylonBee?

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Biden administration to buy air conditioning units in push for 'equity and environmental justice' https://t.co/eo6hFPWD4d

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@AmiriKing

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@FoxNews

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@tonytost Office Space obviously needs to be on this list.

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@scottEmovienerd You’ve clearly been doing it wrong then.

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@MrAndyNgo Wasn’t he on The Young Ones?

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@ZombiApocolypse @wfcollins @SethDillon Ending a human life is not a right … and forced birth is not a thing … on the other hand, an abortion is forced death.

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@ZombiApocolypse @wfcollins @SethDillon Your problem is you’re a clown and a liar … because no one with any common sense or decency takes this position.

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@ZombiApocolypse @wfcollins @SethDillon There’s no way you can believe this - the baby is not Schrödinger's cat … Do you have a hard time with binary concepts, like gender and life? Something is either dead or alive … and those babies are alive … any other reading is unserious.

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@ZombiApocolypse @wfcollins @SethDillon Okay … so if it’s not alive or living … what is it then? At least be honest about the fact that abortion ends a living being. But I don’t think you can … because it falls apart for you if you do.

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@ZombiApocolypse @wfcollins @SethDillon Dude … does an abortion end a life? If your answer is anything other than yes, you’re lying to yourself and denying reality.

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@SethDillon @JeremyDBoreing “Far-Right Fitness” … don’t give @JeremyDBoreing any more ideas.