Yo Boi Jeezy Christ

I turnt water into Krystal...

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up in a Cadillac)

Oi, then juz bust a bit in a model then get yo shit togetha

[oliver @pajnkjIIer]

i’m done with everything right now. jesus fucking christ.

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Try getting crucified, amiright?

[عائشة @aishallnot]

I honestly never realized how stressful senior year was JESUS

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Oi oi. Ya called me bruv? https://t.co/PoP8PasovH

[Sassy Satan @Sassy_Satan666]

(To assistant)

Damn it gurl, were you leaning on the microphone.

Assistant: Sorry. I think she heard you.

Jesus Christ! https://t.co/jKElcmNZh1

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up on ya azz)

Let @ThePlumbLine50 go you gay devil!

(Smacks a hooker, rides out) https://t.co/wuDYYe2M8S

[Sassy Satan @Sassy_Satan666]

Yeah boo! I'm the cause of physical death, dats why they all in hell https://t.co/aoG15Tl6Ot

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Fuck you, you can't tell my dad what to do! https://t.co/Kv0SRBp5qc

[. @904Christian]

God needs to chillll on this weather man

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up pumping my new mixed tape)

Oi, u sayin my pops blasted another baby into a bitch and you came out? Yo, pops lowered his standards https://t.co/zyDurUhnDD

[Yanni‼️ @Jchatham10]

sometimes i sit and look at life from a different angle, don’t know if i’m God’s child or i’m Satan’s angel . .

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(I shoot him in the face)

There, now he's stopped https://t.co/Q8nfP2lpXn

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up blasting my new mixed tape)

Oi, I protested them during the Boston marathon, but they still runnin. https://t.co/bx4eIqnwke

[Jason Jaggard @jjaggard]

I feel like LA drivers protest the LA Marathon by driving like idiots. #occupyfreeways

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Imma bless da shit outta this fella. Yo pops.

GOD: Sup dawg?

Give this brah da special

(Strikes him w/ lightning)

WTF!

G: woods, ny bad https://t.co/NpOPIR1gY1

[alec @lifeofalec]

please bless this troubled young fella with an iphone 7 fam https://t.co/K6NuA2SvpO

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up w/ a box of condoms)

Yo, who's ya friend? https://t.co/BvzX6XTYIh

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Sup ho? https://t.co/LrSvpZ97sv

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Ya wanna a real hit, buy my mixed tape. It's betta than all the BJs in da world. https://t.co/4Jt0Nwm5wD

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up wearin a pimp coat made of my enemies mixed tapes)

Nah ho, that was juz my bomb azz beats. https://t.co/pvNoE4FyoH

[2021 Miami Marlins @MiracleMarlins]

That was a nuke by Stanton Jesus Christ😳

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Sup? https://t.co/j5E1azBor0

[alec @lifeofalec]

@BradyWoods3 jesus christ

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up in a Cadillac made of kick drums)

Oi, who's hating on me ho. I'll pop a cap in they ass https://t.co/wr0yfqqbuK

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

Awww snap son! Ya done go burned! https://t.co/g2lKnBLwwK

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rides up in a gold Cadillac with sum hood azz angels)

Nah ho, I taste like Cocoa Puffs and bitch slaps.

(Punches a baby. Rolls out.) https://t.co/8gAHoaE3uI

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rolls up in a Cadillac made off gold and filled with hot angels)

Sup Sassy, you wanna fight?

Who dis ho? @dolanrecipe https://t.co/AhC1lFBpgp

[Sassy Satan @Sassy_Satan666]

@dolanrecipe boo you think this is a distraction, try this on fo size.

(Rubs hands together)

FUCK YOU JESUS!

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

@Sassy_Satan666 @browy2000 yeah, is pop a cap in da azz of all dose who apose. I'm about hate bitches!

[Yo Boi Jeezy Christ @TheJeezyChrist]

(Rides up in a Cadillac filled w/ hot azz angels)

Nah ho, he sold me some bomb azz weed. Now we cool.

(Slaps a bitch. Rolls out.) https://t.co/ID15enB6KN