⚫ Jen

Very tired woman.

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

#TrueStory

[Sir Humphrey Appleby @YesSirHumphrey]

A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

@anon_opin Sorry. 60s kid here. We didn't have a toaster so until I left home in the late 80s we always had toast done on one side under the eye-level grill. And occasionally toasted in front of the open fire. 😁

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

"I should not like to leave an impression that all structural problems can be settled by X-ray analysis or that all crystal structures are easy to solve. I seem to have spent much more of my life not solving structures than solving them."

- chemist Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

@fesshole Run.

[Orkney Library @OrkneyLibrary]

'What's the first name of the guy who wrote Robinson Crusoe and how sure are you?'

'Daniel. Defo.'

[nudinits @nudinits]

Want to knit your own Willie? Of course you do! There are patterns for Jim, his dog Willie, the vicar and identical twins, Hattie and Pattie in our book, 'Fun and Frolics from the Village of Woolly Bush' - get yours now

#knittingpattern #knittingbook

https://t.co/5mbylaoEXB

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

@doggintrump Looks like it was destined to be that or a punch in the arm 🤷‍♀️

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

This is still part of my 'Singing in the Kitchen' song-and-dance repertoire 😁

[Mike Batt @Mike_Batt]

My mum made all these costumes by herself. (it's me conducting). https://t.co/gNiIGmLt3U

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

@QcWynter Yes! You brute!!!!

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

Marie Skłodowska Curie defended her doctoral thesis on radioactive substances at Université de la Sorbonne in Paris on 25 June 1903 and became the first woman in France to receive a doctoral degree.

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

Appropriate Words 🥵

Pick your winner 🏆

A B
C D

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

The pure, uncut hauntology of Programmes for Schools and Colleges

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Monty says thanks for the offer… but he wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing… but if he did, he certainly wouldn’t need any help 🐾

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Summer breeze!!🍺

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

british person 1: i'm so hot i might die
british person 2: cup of tea?
british person 1: yes please

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

There's always a medieval illustration that perfectly fits our current situation:
https://t.co/MofV2OnfVq

[⚫ Jen @TheJenAnn]

@woofknight BINGO!

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

“Why couldn’t you sleep?”

Me at 2am:
Can blind people see in their dreams?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Can you cry under water?

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

As temperatures warm up, please remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 10:30 a.m. and November 1.

If you are planning on doing crime, please do it outside our jurisdiction.