No better feeling than quitting your job and being able to say “ nah, im not gunna do that” when they try to pile things on you on your last days. 4.5 days to go! #newyearnewmenewjob
Ughhh, when people you haven’t talked to in a decade get married and change their social media last name so you have to stop and think -wait, who the he’ll is that even?
Adults ruin everything: sure, push past my double stroller full of bundles kids who wanna see Santa so you can take a poor quality 10 second video of Sam Roberts 🙄
Excited for a rare mall outting alone, only to learn that all pants now only come in “ankle” style, which for most is cute but for those of us over 5’8 means capris in the winter. At least there are always shoes that fit
Off to get Christmas pictures done and the three year old stops me at the door to make sure I have his hair brush and lip chap “kit” in case he needs a touch up #threenager
it’s 10:30 am: I have already deleted two draft emails that would have gotten me in big trouble and talked myself out of two confrontations with suppliers #serenitynow#caseofthemondays
There is a chance I may have taken Casual Friday too far this week- just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I look like someone that would show up to your house when you hire College House Painters Co.
when the house is quiet and you run the perfect bath with candles and tons of bubbles, but you accidentally made it 4000 degrees....but it’s your chance for alone time so you suck it up and enjoy your first degree burns in silence