Jessica Barnes

I'm on Twitter so I can better stalk my Tiger Beat crushes from the 90s.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on.

Trump voters with preexisting conditions are out there crying now because they JUST realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act?!?

The Affordable Care Act they just voted to repeal cuz they were good thanks to… OBAMACARE?!?

Are you fucking kidding me???

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

RIP Matthew.

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

No child should have to send this text from their classroom. This has to stop.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term.

First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns.

First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.

First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000 Americans to die in a single virus outbreak.

First president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.

First president in 152 years to boycott his successors inauguration.

First president ever to fail to hit a 50% approval rating at any point during their presidency.

First president ever to be elected with the help of a foreign nation.

First president ever to be impeached twice.

First president ever to have a member of their own party vote for conviction in an impeachment trial.

First president ever to have an arrest warrant issued against him by a foreign nation.

First president ever to refuse to concede defeat.

First president to be banned from social media.

First president to refuse to ensure the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to have their home searched for official national security documents.

First former president found liable of sexual abuse, defamation & business fraud.

First former president criminally indicted (also the second, third and fourth).

First former president with a mugshot.

First former president to await a jury’s verdict as the defendant in a criminal trial.

So many firsts, so much winning.

He must be sick of it.

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

Bleach blonde, bad-built butch body! 😂
#JasmineCrockett #MTG

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

@iamonlySG ✅️

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍

https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Hitler didn’t operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible.

Bin Laden didn’t fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.

Putin didn’t kill Navalny himself. But he was responsible.

Trump didn’t storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.

Justice matters.

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

A statement from Kensington Palace

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A bank wouldn’t re-hire someone who robbed them just because some people thought he was funny.
A school wouldn’t re-hire a gym teacher who molested students just because some people thought he was cool.
And a nation shouldn’t put an insurrectionist on the ballot just because some people think it’ll upset some rabid racists if we don’t.
Actions have consequences.
This is what we tell our kids.
For a fucking reason.

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

A hall-of-famer on and off the field.

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

Something needs to be done to this Senate. We need structural changes made. Figure out the filibuster situation. It's holding our nation back from progress.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

For the first time in more than 150 years, the U.S. Marine Corps is operating without a Senate-confirmed commandant after Sen. Tommy Tuberville blocks a vote on a nominee to succeed Gen. David H. Berger. https://t.co/ZYkILwvINv

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

@JoJoFromJerz Forgive your parents.

They're humans and they make mistakes, but you won't have them forever. Hold them tight.

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

"Queen Consort Camilla" isn't correct; she is to be called Queen Camilla, just like every wife of a British monarch before her. Understandably, the media is trying to differentiate her from Queen E II, but just bc she's disliked doesn't mean she's not Queen

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Would you allow a 10 year-old to babysit your newborn? Asking for a state legislature.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why don’t we give dogs lunch? that’s crazy. if anyone deserves lunch it’s dogs

[🌻 @AG7Source]

Ariana Grande via Instagram

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

Rachel's dreams finally came true #glee #funnygirl

[Variety @Variety]

��The rumors are true!🚨

Lea Michele is replacing Beanie Feldstein in Broadway's revival of #FunnyGirl. https://t.co/qfqWiaGUwl

[Jessica Barnes @TheJessRoxanne]

@SheaSerrano Euphoria