No Chill Zeus

My hair is healthier than your past relationships

[No Chill Zeus @TheJesus69]

Spongebob and Mr. Krabs really thought they killed the health inspector and tried to hide the body and we all just accepted it

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[Won Hunnit @JayChillinBro]

Tell the CEO to check the news

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Like & RT to win 2 jerseys of your choice from @SeahawksProShop. Who do you want to rep? 👀

Full rules: https://t.co/zlf3c1TjDp | #Sweepstakes

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

An 11-year-old German girl can tell the difference between two circles filled with colored dots.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

We heard you, here's More Bobo ‼️

Like + RT for a chance to win a signed Jake Bobo football & tickets to Sunday's game.

Full rules: https://t.co/zlf3c1SLNR | #Sweepstakes

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

SIGNED GENO JERSEY ‼️

It's @GenoSmith3's birthday, so we're giving away a signed jersey from 7️⃣. Like & RT for chance to win.

Full Rules: https://t.co/SYYUVngrrI | #Sweepstakes

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

🚨 THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GIVEAWAY 🚨

Like & RT for a chance to win a signed @DevonWitherspo1 jersey & four tickets to TNF vs. 49ers.

Full rules: https://t.co/zlf3c1TjDp | #Sweepstakes

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

🚨DK METCALF SIGNED JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

Like & RT for a chance to win a signed jersey from our guy @dkm14.

Full rules: https://t.co/zlf3c1TjDp | #Sweepstakes

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

He was on the team that just got scored on. Can't even chalk this one up to him being turnt. He just let the intrusive thoughts win. I respect it so much.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Disney will waive arbitration in its wrongful death suit

They initially sought to dismiss the case by citing the widower’s Disney+ subscription — It will now proceed in court

“At Disney, we strive to put humanity above all other considerations"

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A doctor died at a Disney Springs restaurant from an allergic reaction after being assured the meal was allergen-free

The widower then sued

Disney is now trying to dismiss the suit — arguing he agreed to arbitrate all disputes when signing up for a Disney+ free trial years earlier

[No Chill Zeus @TheJesus69]

#xboxcheekycontrollersweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

It’s actually perfectly ergonomic

Introducing the Cheeky Controller designed by Deadpool.

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Man tries to reorder groceries from a 2022 purchase, wait until you see the price difference....

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Covering parking lots with solar panels is a hell of a lot more sensible than plastering them over prime agricultural land.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

If you were wondering how far a bag of chips bought in Indiana could be driven up Pikes Peak in Colorado before it pops, the answer is 8 miles past the entrance

[Shaka Zulu 🇿🇦 @zulushakajr]

Infants can die from drinking water