The Jesus Sloth

Flower Sniffin, Kitty Pettin, Baby Kissin Corporate Rock Whore

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Kane parsons is officially the first director to age

“Ahh I’m aging.”

He is only 21 years old

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Nah get fucked cucklefuck. Suck my cock right now strip down right here right now

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

I can’t believe some Gaylord or smth doesn’t like people who have lobotomies

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Hey fuc you pal I should have you know that this Gaylord you speak of is th nicest Malay Goblin known to man

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

@i3atd1rt How’d you know she calls me shrimpy?? And I AM NOT A CUCK!!! I AM A PATRIOT OF THE FREE WORLD WHO FIGHTS FOR HIS COUNTRY AND SUPPORT HIS PRESIDENT #Trump2024 #MakeCuckingGreatAgain #Vogue

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Look some friends be fake especially when they get turned on by eating dirt #vogue #charliekirk

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

@i3atd1rt Shut up you miserable cocksucking Charlie Kirk hating woke leftie bitch. I know what you are. I know you’ve been stalking my wife for days #vogue #servecunt

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

You think they be bumping that Hey Jude Minimilist techno dubstep house remix ft Flo Rida at the Paul McCartney party??

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Sir Paul McCartney reveals Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter and Billie Eilish attended his party organized by his wife and daughter, Stella McCartney.

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Why does bro look like if Ben Shapiro became a muppet??

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

My glow up should be studied:

At 17 years old I was ignored, but just 2 years later I am the TOP Republican bachelor in the U.S.

Women cannot stop looking at me ✅
Liberal women cant resist me✅
Black women flock to me✅

This is what a patriotic alpha male looks like 👇

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Why’s the second image look like Charlie Kirk?? 😭😭😭

[Matt Murdock @ZeroYear97]

This man is a genuine demon.

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

oh yea there was another one, wasnt there?

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

Its really kinda sad that every member of One Direction went in a different direction. Harry went left, Zayn went right. Louis went up and Liam went down.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Fucking disgusting

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

@TheOmniLiberal yes that is a picture of my girlfriend who I love

how is your wife

[The Jesus Sloth @TheJesusSloth]

R.I.P Steve Albini

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

TikToker Daniel Larson charged with threatening to bоmb White House

[ᯓ★ @kqtsseye]

problematic things bbno$ has done

a very necessary thread 🧵