Mike Finkelstein

I have no idea where I'm going!

[SpeedGaming @SpeedGamingShow]

SpeedGaming Live returns this year October 3-6 in Herndon, VA!

Come out to see your favorite Speedrunners compete live and in person, or join a tournament yourself to see if you can take on the best!

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[Alex Fraioli @pitohui]

me recommending final fantasy games

[Mike Finkelstein @TheJewpacabra]

And then, as a new figure shows up saying, "there is a crisis coming that will annihilate everything, everywhere," all three stare at her like, "really. Really?!"

Roll credits.

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Superman just going around giving blow jobs.

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White Martian: "It's been-"
Me: "One week since you talked to me..."

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Is that a glowing lasso on your hip or are you just happy to see me?

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Mongul: "She called to me and I came."

Me: Whoa. Too much info. Keep it in your pants.

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*Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman costumes show up*

Bruce: "Dibs on the skirt and corset."

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Clark: "Murder is wrong."
*five minutes later, straight up murders a dude*

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Clark: "I'm not going to murder people just because I'm scared. That's not the American way."
Me and Bex: Actually...

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Alien tech brought to you by Technicolor.

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*Dead body rises to reveal it's the alien*

Me: No, that's perfectly normal. It's just swamp gas reflecting off Venus.

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So the black and white setting is apparently The Thing. It suddenly got more interesting.

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Bruce Wayne staring at Clark Kent

Sterling: "Officer Wayne!"
Batman: "Yes... I was..."
Me: "Undressing him with his eyes."

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Clark Kent shows up, in a black and white setting. And apparently his partner is Roger Sterling of Mad Men, lol

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Batman's story is boring. Give us more Wonder Woman.

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*Warrior woman stabbing a deadly dragon as she flies on its back*

Bex: Maybe don't kill the thing keeping you in the air.

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*Warriors cutting down trees*

Me: What'd those trees ever do to you?
Bex: You want ents? This is how you get ents!

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Batman: "You think he's good because he fights for truth? And justice?"
Me: "And the American way."

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Batman: "I'm your mercenary, not your gossiping harlot."
Me: "Does that cost extra?"