James Perkins

A sort of cross between Bernard Black and Don Logan! #CFC

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

Hoodie Olyphant III

[Jonny Blain @jonoblain]

Get your American golfer name by using the last thing you purchased online followed by the surname of your favourite actor and then any number between 1 and 3.

Charger Hanks II

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@pbbradders Much like other ex Chelsea wingers like Werner, Mudrick etc runs very fast into danger then has no idea what to do with the ball

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@philiplickley @anon_opin To me?

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@fesshole 2 screens, armature!

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@anon_opin Miserable cunt

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@anon_opin Where did you crash?

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@SOCobhamPod @MattDaviesAdams I don’t think Sanchez is a bad keeper. This problem is we don’t have a settled back 4 to give him confidence in the players in front of him. If you change the keeper it needs to be a world class keeper otherwise it’s a negligible improvement. A consistent back 4 is more important

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@HLTCO @OliviaBuzaglo You mean it’s not a Stones, Guehi, Kane and Rashford back four?

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@MemeAndMotion Rice didn’t win the premier League. He was in a team that won the Premier League. It’s a team award fuckwit

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@zyn_uk I want a fag not a fucking fruit cocktail

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@SplattTheTwat @fesshole Rachel Riley does sums?

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@McLarenF1 @F1 Berger and Montoya. The buddy series we never knew we needed

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@fesshole A great photographer will take great photos with any camera. A shit photographer will still take shit photos no matter how fancy your DSLR is.

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@talkSPORT @joelbeya

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@jamsey55 @talkSPORT You forget that most home nation fans refuse to support England but don’t understand why we don’t support them!

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@footballontnt @LiamMacdevitt Frank?

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@XRPcorn @talkSPORT Yea like I want a rival to be successful? Dumb cunt

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@anon_opin I can’t get to the door before he’s fucked off in his van!

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@primevideosport Too many

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@talkSPORT half a curly wurly and a packet of love hearts, and thats me final offer!

[James Perkins @TheJiminho]

@FunkScience @anon_opin If you can’t go 2 hours without food, the cinema is not for you!