Jimmy Panda

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli

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@KVanValkenburg Hello Uncle Leo.

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They did ask tbf…

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@karlstefanovic entire sector at risk of collapse, impacting thousands of jobs, hundreds of schools, tens of thousands of families. Sector needs the media spotlight urgently otherwise it’s going to be carnage.

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@karlstefanovic massive crisis occurring in OOSH (NSW). Providers at high risk of insolvency, tens of 000’s of children and families are at risk of being without care. 14.75% gov enforced wage increase and 1000% increase in government fees. Msg for info.

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@karlstefanovic license fees to deliver essential community childcare services for my organisation rising from circa $21k p.a. to circa $240k p.a. (July).

Total additional imposed new costs $1.6m in 4 months. We made $70k profit last year proving care for 2500 kids/day.

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@SingleUseJetski @nickschadegg @jrhennessy Beat me to it 👏

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Why has tax policy evolved from funding shared services and a safety net for the vulnerable to engineering investment and wealth creation behaviour of citizens?

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@DavidBassanese After:
- creating jobs that supplies income tax
- paying superannuation reducing future pension costs
- paying payroll tax for the government’s pleasure
- paying corporate tax on any profit made

We get to pay CGT if you are lucky enough to have a sellable asset at the end.

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How to fix the set piece grappling and obstruction:

New rule: from any set piece, including corners and throw-ins, no attacking player will be allowed to be inside the 6 yard box until the ball is in play.

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@PossiblyRy @WestwoodLee @RBaroff427 It’s not even the technical inaccuracy.

It’s that every other country on this planet has the humility and self awareness to not call champions of their domestic leagues ‘world champions’.

Including sports only played professionally in one or country.

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@PossiblyRy @WestwoodLee @RBaroff427 The “World Champion of American Football”.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can’t make this shit up.

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@HeroDividend No problem Sharon. To ensure fairness and reciprocity, I’ll invoice you for every minute I work past 5pm that I don’t usually get paid for.

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I will forever be bemused by the cricket loving masses who can’t see the ball was clearly hit into the ground. #Ashes All fucking day.

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@SirSportsman @Steve_Sailer @jamierkennedy Edinburgh and London would like a word

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My 12 year old son got a phone for his birthday.

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@McgurkPurnima @RetroCeltic He won a European title 5 months ago 😂😂😂

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@LinksGems @NorthBerwick_GC It’s perfect.

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Give me human scale land with playable rough every day over enormous “spectacular” dunes covered with marram.

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@DeChristianLife

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Sold all exposure to equities 3 days ago. Rare W.