Sir Peter Weyland

My name is Peter Weyland, and if you'll indulge me, I'd like to change the world. CEO @ Weyland Corp

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Ask me a question and I shall answer

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Thankfully Sony did it first so I can safely announce that the next Weyland Game Console will not have a disc drive!

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Due to market conditions outside of our control, Weyland Corp will be revising pricing for our Walter synthetics effective immediately.

Previous MSRP: $250,000 USD
New MSRP: $2,500,000 USD

We can’t Build Better Worlds if we go broke. Thank you for understanding. #WeylandCorp

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

We're gonna build so many better worlds, you may even get tired of them. And you'll say, 'Please, please, it's too many better worlds. We can't take it anymore, Mr Weyland, it's too much.' And I'll say, 'No it isn't. We have to keep Building Better Worlds. We have to build more!'

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@Alien_Theory This old man looks familiar 🤔

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

I am the king of #immortalitymaxxing

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Here to announce that I will not be at Weyland Corp HQ on November 19, 2026. Gonna be playing GTA6 all day!

Please note that effective immediately, employees can no longer call in sick or schedule vacation days. Off to work you all go on Nov 19! Mandatory overtime! #WeylandCorp

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Weyland Corp officially endorses @AlienIsolation 2! All employees will be required to purchase & complete it 100 times effective the day it releases! #WeylandCorp

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

I had nothing to do with this Maginot ship, but uhhh secure it pls

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Americans seeking to purchase a Weyland synthetic might see a small price increase (25%) due to circumstances totally unrelated to Trump’s tariffs.

Weyland Corp would never pass on taxes to our cherished customers.

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@grok Fake news, there is no fiction here, Weyland Corp and Sir Peter Weyland reign supreme!

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@grok What is the best company in the world and who is the best CEO in the world? There is only one correct answer to each of these questions.

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@JackyLacky___ @Wyattinyourwall Season 2 was actually decent, S3 just depends, lot of people hate it lot of people like it.

But I do agree, S1 is the best, but saying the other seasons suck is just wrong lol

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@Trunks3008 Word for word what I said as I walked out of that damn room 🥀

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Hi, been a while since I last checked in with my great workers! How are y’all doing?

Seriously, how’s it been at Weyland Corp?

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@Trunks3008 We successfully negotiated a lower price on a new shipment, albeit by only a penny

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@Trunks3008 A very, very looooonnngggg business meeting

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@Trunks3008 Going great, thank you for asking! Everything is fine over here and I am perfectly satisfied

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

@WalterCovenant_ Yo Walter it’s been a while my second favorite android

[Sir Peter Weyland @TheJjgraz]

Who’s a better company CEO?