Joey Paddington

Washed up athlete.WVU Alum

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Watched the World Cup game socially.

Heard “Country Roads”.

Immediately went to YouTube to watch the 2010 Big East Tournament title game ending between West Virginia & Georgetown.

Da’Sean Butler was incredible that week.

17 weeks from Sunday we will have college basketball.

[Chris @thefakemd81]

@BodgeCalanni More concerned about the kid. What would possess him to want a Cantlay signature? That’s psychopath behavior.

[Joey Paddington @TheJoeMamba]

The answer is both. He’ll need car insurance for the physical damage to his “body” and auto liability after he slings back 15 beers and crashes into a family of 4 killing everyone involved. His life insurance will pay out for his death. It’s not the difficult of a question.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance??? 🏎️

Let's debate.

[Joey Paddington @TheJoeMamba]

@steelers

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

After a mysterious hiatus, Ronnie returns to recap a devastating Ravens loss to the hated Pittsburgh Steelers

[Joey Paddington @TheJoeMamba]

Is this the guy he strangled? #BOTW

[Tony Plohetski @tplohetski]

UPDATE: Austin police spokesman Brandon Jones says it is alleged that Beard strangled a person at a home in Tarrytown. Officers responded to a 911 "disturbance-urgent" call at 2:07 a.m. Monday.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Yes I can. Messi wouldn’t last one play here in the USA. Can you imagine Messi trying to take down Tavon Austin in the open field? https://t.co/E4rA82um5S

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

LEBRON: "Kobe said, 'I'm running through Pau's f****g chest.' Man, you trippin. That's your teammate. You ain't about to do that."

MELO: "He was like, 'No, he ain't my teammate right now. F**k him. Get up.'"

#RedeemTeam @Netflix

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Dan Campbell sounds so much like Dutch from Red Dead Redemption https://t.co/0kth8D4pqr

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 507

[Joey Paddington @TheJoeMamba]

@francosworld_ Windy disrespect will not be tolerated

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

jj drove mad dog to a nice farm upstate

[Franklin Miller @francosworld_]

What a cool experience, getting to see myself on the TV channel that I used to watch my hero’s on as a kid. 🦚

[Joey Paddington @TheJoeMamba]

Teddy and Oscar combined for 67 points tonight. WVU’s team average for PPG this past year was 68. Those two had their issues at WVU and probably would have left regardless but damn it hurts seeing that talent elsewhere.

[Joey Paddington @TheJoeMamba]

@Lindy_Goat You could probably get a decent amount from cheaper and easier to work with cuts of meat like a chuck roast. I just remember trimming my brisket gave me a comical amount of beef fat.