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[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

"All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be."🎶

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Shoutout to letters.

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

Sometimes…. I just fucking hate the @nytimes

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

Time to get off Twitter I’m way too happy rn

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

BALOGUN!

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

Not my government but definitely my SOCCER team! 3-0!!!

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Extremely common health insurance moment

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Life before this tweet:

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Jake🧃🏆 @jptwts]

It’s funny how Americans pretend that this never happened

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

@TrollFootball Had to look this up lol

[Havelock @ArmorcladCoyote]

“I’m from Memphis, south of Cairo on the coast of the mighty river and home of the king and a pyramid.”

“Egypt?”

“No, Tennessee.”

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

Two in one week?!?!? Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuu @marcorubio Trump Administration Live Updates: Judge Strikes Down $100,000 Fee for Skilled Foreign Worker Visas https://t.co/ccS1Tc2agb via @NYTimes

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

Small victories lead to bigger ones! Fuck you @marcorubio ! Judge Says Trump Officials Must Restart Asylum and Immigration Processing https://t.co/BfF6NO20hp via @NYTimes

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

@HunterBiden I fucking hate Jake Tapper

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

@941Democracy @Acyn Cry me a river

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇾🇸🇧🇳🇨🇰🇲🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

Can we make him emperor?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Bullshevik 🐄 Habibi ❤️ @TheJohnDaily]

@DropSiteNews Is a quote tweet really necessary here? Why not just repost this you didn’t add any commentary or information