John Pastor

Yeah, the legends are true.

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

@DJRyanBanks @FDSportsbook It’s the spread for the second quarter, each team scored 7 so it’s a loss at OSU -1.5

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

In 2022 an NFL head coach would jump out a fourth floor window because analytics say it’s faster than taking the stairs.

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Yes, as a @steelers fan I wanted the @Raiders to kick the field goal, but can we stop acting like they acted against their own interests? Because now #LV is the #5 seed instead of the #7 seed and get to go play the @Bengals instead of the @Chiefs.

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Man @steelers, #Renegade followed by #ComeSailAway is hitting a little harder this morning after @_BigBen7’s last game @heinzfield. @STYXtheBand

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

That dumb rule feels like karma for all the stupid things that happen at the Trop.

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Hey, @NFL, I’m pretty sure none of the women in America are buying your “@Applebees’ Date Night” pitch. It’s going to take a lot more than awkward line dancing to distract from all of their entrees being under $20.

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Is everyone else seeing Pictogram Guy or am I having a stroke? #Olympics #Tokyo2020

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Hey, #Olympics, closing the Parade of Nations with a song whose lyrics open with “Imagine there’s no countries” & “nothing to kill or die for” right before 206 countries try to metaphorically kill each other for some shiny trophies is mid-90s @Alanis levels of ironic.

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

@MerkerMatt God of Concrete, God of Steel

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Several of #DaboSwinney’s players do have a few regrets though. #ClemvsOSU https://t.co/4VX3yEWAg3

[Mitch Kimbrell @mitchkimbrell]

Gutting. Having lost my mother to pancreatic cancer, I knew Alex’s diagnosis was a tough one.

A: This guy somehow managed to make a simple quiz show a huge hit for decades.
Q: Who is Alex Trebek?

#thankyoualex #jeopardy

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

The #Ravens losing after booing an injured #Steeler who could barely walk off the field did seems exceedingly just. #PITvsBAL

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Short of their own team winning, one must think watching @CowherCBS make @ProFootballHOF in a pregame show leading in to a shocking one-and-done exit by the #ravens is as close to a perfect playoff night for #Steelers fans as they can have.

[The Ringer @ringer]

See she's okay ...

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Vrabel: “You make sure #Baltimore remembers, FOREVER, the night they played the #Titans! LEAVE NO DOUBT!”

[The Ringer @ringer]

Please stop asking we have no idea how @MalloryRubin is doing but we assume not well

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Hey, @Supercuts, are you sure you want to keep sponsoring a sport where every player is always wearing a hat? #WorldSeries

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

Rewatching Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995). It contains the following quotes: “Yeah, and I’m going to marry Donald Trump!” and “Who do you think you are, Hillary Clinton?”, both said sarcastically but unironically ,... https://t.co/w7T2pZR6lQ

[John Pastor @TheJohnPastor]

@ThabitiAnyabwil A pastoral staff member being involved in a moral failure with a member of the congregation. Because it’s a purported man of God committing intentional evil above and beyond the normal trials of this world.

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

Not only is it not a clear path, it’s a foul on Van Vleet and a flop. Let’s go.