JohnnyRoger

Unapologetically American. Pronouns are fuck/off. Satire.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.🤘

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@ChefGruel Lettuce has 0 protein. No thanks.

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@SarahisCensored Wow, look at the hands on that guy. Those are catcher's mitts.

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@feelsdesperate Nothing can be asked and nothing can be burdened because all socialists are in it for themselves. They pretend to be in it for "others" but the others are only those that can fit within the yardstick away from themselves that matter to them.

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@marthamaccallum Why does this guy look like the badguy in every French movie made in the 1950s?

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@mericanaf7 Are you planning on being in the next Whitesnake music video?

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@GeraldoRivera So Haiti is a shithole? I was told otherwise.

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@JoshuaLisec Yes, but how would you feel if you DIDN'T eat breakfast this morning?

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@ChefGruel @CalicoFishHouse Sure, but how much are your burritos?

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@xcansugmanuts @intotheweids

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@KristySwansonXO @bennyjohnson @WNBA Listen here, Kristy. I don't care what you say anymore. It's my life!

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@flapprdotnet Well shit, can you blame them?

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@ingelramdecoucy @RepThomasMassie

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@SallyMayweather Oh, I do it for free buddy. For the love of the game.

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@TRHLofficial I have some for you:

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@JackPosobiec Same vibes:

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@GarbageHuman24

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@TaraBull $50, take it or leave it.

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@Chattah4Nevada Lol, Last Vegas was built out of corruption. It's ingrained in the foundation of the entire city.

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@JDVance

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@divinetrickr As long as there isn't any sand nearby.