Johnald Trump

Johnny English for mayor 2016

[Mak 🗡 @yungmuh]

Mfs on Xanax 💊 will look yu dead inna eye n put yo TV in they pocket 🤨🤦🏽‍♂️.

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

And Jesus spoke

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

If I’m giving you directions to get anywhere I’m telling you to turn by this persons house we went to grade school with and it’s down the street from the building that was demolished in 06 and then righttttt before the house we went to that party to in 10th grade

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Stopping the genocide in Yemen would save more lives than stopping #COVID

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

I’d literally arrange the party and supply everything

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

Please for the love of god someone give me a reason to get out of this house

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

🙌🏻

[🆘 @Lilkeithstupid]

Bitches break up with they baby daddy and have 15 boyfriends after they relationship. The baby daddy get a girlfriend and you “never cared about yo family” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

Free shouse

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

What a carrier of corona virus really looks like

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

So I’ve watched tiger king, all American, good girls, Greys anatomy, station 19, narcos, narcos mexico, unsolved Tupac. And every episode of Tom and jerry. Does anyone have a recommendation for my next week of quarantine

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

39 years ago today, President Reagan was shot in the chest.

2 weeks later, he walked out of the hospital and went back to work.

Now stop spending all day on Twitter screaming like a bunch of hysterical ninnies.

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

Need to be more worried about those ratchet ass finger nails you been bitin

[Angelito @Sebasiane2]

Cough anywhere near me on god I’m airing this bitch out

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

The level of anger I’m feeling right now when I just remembered the policia took my marijuana bc it wasn’t properly packaged.

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

@Devi_Wayne Word on the street is josh brown got the corona.

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

Just got pulled over on my way home from Lee’s famous recipe. These cops literally opened 46 dollars worth of chicken to check the packages for paraphernalia.

[Johnald Trump @TheJohnny_E]

@Devi_Wayne That bitch finger fucked my dippers bc I failed to use a turn signal.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Britney Spears before the VMAs.

With Doc Antle.

Goodbye.

[michael pearce @gaybyboomer]

Guys don't worry. I am about to go into #BigCatRescue to search Carole’s septic tank. If I get caught, I’m going to say I'm a stray from Doc’s kitty sex cult. Back me up! #TigerKingNetflix #TigerKing @netflix

[Bobby Sicilia @bobbysicilia]

Just saying “Hey” on this beautiful Sunday. #carolbaskin #BigCatRescue #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflix #JoeExotic

[Jan @jan_ong5]

Carol Baskin fed her first husband to the tigers. Convince me otherwise. #TigerKing #CarolBaskin #JoeExotic #BigCatRescue