Jordan Davis

Conglomerate of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, & magnesium being made into the likeness of Christ

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

*watching a video of someone preparing food with high quality isolated audio*

Me: Is this ASMR?
Wife: I think it's ravioli.

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

Okay, it's time. Where's the reset button on society?

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

I can count on one hand the number of seconds I've unregretted on this app

[greg @greg16676935420]

@elonmusk @engineering I can count on one hand the number of seconds I’ve regretted on this app

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@GingerSnapKid I'm giving it a try!

@TheJordanDavis

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

"Don't Stand So Close to Me" was the song playing on the speakers at Walmart just now, which was honestly so fitting.

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

While playing this morning, my toddler started to explore our closet. He came across the old COVID mask stash. He asked, "Daddy, what's this?"

Son, if you only knew what this world went through before you arrived...

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@ReelBearMedia in the wild. We love you, Mark! #ClancyDallas

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

She's here for the girls
I'm here for Jim and Tommy
#ClancyDallas

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@peripheryfear @TOPUPDATERS See this other reply:

https://t.co/rDWKXGZTFq

[⊬izzy💋 @JOSHLERMAXXlNG]

@TOPUPDATERS the man really put one more minute of the fucking birds so that the door opens at 6:25 istfg......

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

Raise your hand if you ever put your hand in the air when someone asks you to.

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@Lunamagic2000 @pilotsspotify This appears to be total streams, not just Clancy

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@bigolmatt

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@bigolmatt It wrecked me, and then rebuilt me.

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

A clikkie in the making...
He's aspiring to be like @tylerrjoseph while singing his heart out to Next Semester. We can't get enough @twentyonepilots in this house!

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@bigolmatt Don't spend it all in one place!

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

Josh Dun becomes first ever drummer to trend on top ten, two spots under new twenty one pilots song Overcompensate lyrics "WELCOME BACK TO TRENCH" @joshuadun

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@clusterhugx @bandedbanditos You're accordingly right. I remember seeing those lights during the Livestream and found it odd. Now here we are.

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@trasheddeck I saw this post and thought the same exact thing 🤣

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

I love using the conjunction "and/or" wherever possible and/or necessary.

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

I'm not just any Jordan Davis...

[Jordan Davis @TheJordanDavis]

@bigolmatt @BigMatt I clicked on Big Matt's account, and... 😬