[Josh Kelly]

The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation.

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

@UnderwoodRadio @sherylunderwood @KyleErby @HarrySoutherlan 6 years ago today Sheryl Underwood Radio made its debut.

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

Sometimes goodbye's the only way...

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@CobraKaiSeries Perspective of a villain. #CobraKai @WilliamZabka @ralphmacchio @MartinKove

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@RobbieBizzle @CobraKaiSeries @WilliamZabka @MartinKove @ralphmacchio Call Sensei Lawrence, [phone]

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

Just signed up for karate lessons at the newly opened Cobra Kai dojo with Sensei Lawrence and got this sick headband for joining! @CobraKaiSeries @WilliamZabka @MartinKove @ralphmacchio #NoMercy #CobraKai

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

If you don't like the way I talk, then why am I on your mind? If you don't like the way I rock, then finish your glass of wine. We fight and we argue, you'll still love me blind. If we don't fuck this whole thing up guaranteed, I can blow your mind.

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

@chumblesONAIR https://t.co/Y6NNNTlTJc

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

We used to talk 'til midnight all those days that you stayed at my house. We were just passing the time when we were young and we ain't had no vows. Now, now, now maybe later on, I'll text you and maybe you'll reply. We both know we had no patience together day and night.

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

We got way too much in common if I'm being honest with you. We got way too much in common since I'm being honest with you.

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

@Toledo_Tweets where do you shop when you live in Toledo? The Dolla Tree.

[William Zabka @WilliamZabka]

hands down the best dojo in the valley. register now before classes fill up! #CobraKai #Reseda

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@MartinKove @rockhall @TeddyRiley1 How didn’t I know @MartinKove was in the area?

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

Just bought tickets to see (the original, not the childhood-ruining remake) The Karate Kid and the first 2 episodes of @CobraKaiSeries on the big screen. Do you have a problem with that? No mercy. @WilliamZabka @MartinKove @ralphmacchio #corbakai

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

@espn Above The Rim was totally snubbed.

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As if I needed another reason to be excited about the new @CobraKaiSeries, my @WilliamZabka Cruel Summer hoodie came in today. He had one year to make it all work. #CobraKai #strikefirst #strikehard #nomercy #sweeptheleg #cobrakaineverdies

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

I have the gift. The Spencer’s Gift.

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

Do you bury me when I'm gone?

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

What's up with your bad breath onion rings?

[Michigan Humane @mhumane]

Only 400 more likes to go! Let's help @TroyMI_Police get to their goal of 10,000 likes so they can adopt a new police cat from our shelter! https://t.co/9qhQ3STucX

[[Josh Kelly] @TheJoshKelly]

Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?