IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
Happy tax day!
BREAKING: Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are finalizing a long-term contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Crow-Armstrong, coming off a 30-30 season and a Gold Glove, will get a big payday as the Cubs lock up a franchise-caliber talent.
Harrison Smith, emotional, talking about the Vikings fans: "We’re out of the playoffs. Everybody shows up in white. They do their part. And one of these days, they’ll get it."
You know what he was referring to.
The incidents involving Kyren Lacy and Mark Sanchez have brought out the worst in sports media. We need to be better about not publicly speaking about serious life and death issues that we know next to nothing about.