Mpho Mkwane

Teaching everything we should've been taught in life with jokes and opinions in between | Liverpool FC | ZA

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@bbetonye Weirdo.

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@Gbemiga__A Half agree. Liverpool is bigger than Stevie though.

We would find another great player.

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@__ayaV Funny how I only saw the amount. The rest might as well be in Mandarin.

Nothing lovelier than seeing a woman after her nails and hair day though.

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@muheediva01 Then I start to introspect on times I didn’t do my homework in school.

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@bradshannon 😂😂

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@Emediong29 Yes Ma’am.

Love the energy.

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@djcows Probably privacy and security rules of the platforms.

My guess.

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@morganlinton You know ball.

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It’s my wedding.

I’ve gathered my friends and family in a beautifully lit church in the countryside.

Dress. Tux. Decor. Not a thing out of place.

Cute little flower girls and boys showering the red aisle with lily and rose petals.

In the distance, the love of my life.

Left no crumbs. I can hardly contain myself.

But, there’s a thing.

Only I know.

I know that she would never be with a broke man under any circumstance.

I know that if things ever turned for me. None of this will mean anything.

Not the vows. Not the kids. Nor the tribulations we conquered to get here. None of it.

That is how the world works, right?

Count me out.

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@moi_pseudo 😂😂

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@DENIAMOTORS This is what they call “Fuck you money.”

Rules don’t apply.

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@RaminNasibov And figuring out a way to say “no” to requests for your time.

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@zynnitta_true Judging from the neatness of the house and slight glow on her face, I’d say it was on.

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@ona_nky I immediately picture Kamo Mphela in a pink glittering tracksuit.

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Your effectiveness in branding will change once you realise that branding is not tangible.

A brand is a feeling.

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@shemadcute_ Beyond comprehension.

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@__T_touch I tried to get into them but I couldn’t for some reason.

But I remember.

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@viridisartem Congrats.

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@stepppa333 Me too.

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@UnionStGilloise El presidente!