Jonny2Chests

This is my bio, its just enough info for you to consider following me, but you wont, dont blame you, im nowhere near as entertaining as my bio suggests.

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@ToonPolls Nick Barmby... Bollocks, I've always been crap at this 🤦

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@FelixAbba @dcfcofficial What's the matter? Got no friends? 😭

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#auldpalsderby Jack and Victor too big for Derby eh?

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@toonarmy30x @NUFC360 @MagpieChannel_

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@craic_horse @fesshole

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@muffhelm @ScarcityStudios

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@biteyerlegs70 @DeadlineDayLive @caughtoffside

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@westhamtransfer This has aged well 🤣

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@graham_hunter68 @NUFC360 @SkySports_Keith Key-eeth

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@FlapjackFpl @fesshole

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@GingerPirlo_ It does annoy me how much I agree with everything you've said here. I honestly wish it wasn't true and I could bury my head in the sand, cross my fingers and wait for it to get better. But the untold potential of the current Newcastle United set up is yet to be fully tapped...

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@fesshole You got me for a second there 👏

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@anon_opin Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only fleece in your closet

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@Seamusisanimdom @anon_opin You need a root canal annually??? Mate, brush your teeth, or floss, or something. Damn

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@BattleSphaira @anon_opin The correct term is spatchcock, but I guess open plan will do

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@fesshole Never heard the word disambiguate before. I like it and shall find a way to use it over the coming weekend. Thanks

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@i_ikeazota @fesshole Yeah but can I get a B.L.T a bag of Quavers and a can of Fanta for £4

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@THE_KOMIDIAN @fesshole Take your like, but don't be proud of it

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@fesshole This is why we can't have nice things

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@DangerSteele @fesshole