K. Archer

Author of spicy romance novels and occasionally funny.

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

I’ve decided take Phoebe and her philosophy on running to heart. I’m now dancing wherever I feel like it. On line at the Post Office? Let’s salsa!

#friends #pheobe #salsa #dancing

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

Why do people put air fresheners in their cars? Outside of people with dirty jobs, what exactly are you doing in there that you’re concerned about?

#car #questions #dirtyjobs #smells

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

I grew up on Sesame Street, Julia Child, and Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. How lucky am I? Thank you @PBS

#pbs #sesamestreet #mrrogers #juliachild

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

Dear Strep,

F-off.

That is all.

xo
k

#sick #strepthroat #bleh

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

@traderjoes Everything But the Bagel seasoning is epic. That is all.

#traderjoes #everythingbutthebagel #cooking

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

I didn’t get carded today at the grocery store when I bought wine. I don’t know how I feel about that.

#im39 #not21 #provisions #tropicalstorm

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

Someone on a dating app told me that they’re in “private equity” for a living. My response was “sounds fancy with a side of wealth.” I haven’t heard from him since.

This is why I’m still single.
#awkward #bumble #dating

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

Tonight I went to pick up my food at a restaurant and sat at the bar to wait. After a bit the bartender asked for my name again and came back to politely let me know he didn’t have an order for me.

I was in the wrong restaurant.
#restaurant #whoops #embarrassing

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

Last night as I ran to my car in the parking lot, it started to rain and I knew a downpour was imminent. I quickly began to plead with Mother Nature. “You can wait one more minute! I recycle! I’m good to you!”

I made it without a full on soaking. #recycle #mothernature #storm

[JR Jenner Updates @jrjennerauthor]

Another #BookReview! If you like friends to lovers romances, you'll love this. Courtesy of @TheKArcher 💜
https://t.co/MOvD9jVCLL

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

@jrjennerauthor Love it!

[K. Archer @TheKArcher]

@CatosArmyNavy @LGBTbrooklyn Hi there! While I love a good Pride event, I think you’ve tagged the wrong K. Archer. Best of luck with your event!