PK banana flavour.

#TeamBarcelona
#TeamLH

[PK banana flavour. @TheKaranja]

Now have a CAX with a 6 speed manual. 17kml average. Eating good.

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Kama uko na TSI MK6 with the CAX engine usiwai Ogopa kitu.
Hiyo engine ni bullet proof

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ’90s. Just tell me what you need me to know, and I’ll have it mastered by Thursday.

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

You cannot take back Mbappe special, unfortunately. 😭

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

https://t.co/FIy3ONPCU4

[PK banana flavour. @TheKaranja]

Mmedanganywa aje na huyo mad person?

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

The older I get the more I realize, calm is the real wealth. Living a very private life. Away. Alone. Observing. Thinking. Learning. Being bored. Creating something meaningful. A quiet day, sunlight, coffee, music, books, and stillness. That'll do.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

https://t.co/gzQYersYvt

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Sheldon cooper said, " I know you think you’re being generous, but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. You haven’t given me a gift, you’ve given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go and purchase a gift of commensurate value and representing the same level of friendship as that represented by the gift you’ve given me. "

[Clem @Clemyy7]

One of the loneliest experiences in adult life is wanting a relationship that is just slightly beyond what the person you love is capable of giving.

Not because they're bad or because they don't care. But because there's a gap between what you need and what they can offer, between the depth you're reaching for and the depth they're able to go and no amount of love on either side closes it.

You've had the conversations. You've explained what you need as clearly and patiently as you possibly can. They've listened, they've tried but it's still not quite there...not quite the emotional presence you need, not quite the level of intimacy you're starving for, not quite the partnership you imagined when you chose this person. Close enough that leaving feels absurd but far enough that staying hurts in a quiet, constant way.

You're allowed to need what you need. And you're allowed to grieve the specific sadness of loving someone who genuinely tries and still cannot give it to you.

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

When we had a real First Lady. Leo Huyo cs wa education hangeamini

[PK banana flavour. @TheKaranja]

Na bado hakuna kitu tumeona, baaaado! Mtajua ni nani mlichagua. Kaza mshipi, mambo bado!

[PK banana flavour. @TheKaranja]

Reading this in Kikuyu is...confusing!!! What makes them komplex?

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Komplex NYE is going to Watamu 🏝️☀️

[Hum Babah @IamHumbaba]

Kuna Dj Flani pale YouTube amewekelea mix flani ya chilled Kenyan 🇰🇪 Music, mix hatari

Anaitwa Procut World

[✯ @sine_minaj]

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

My daughter got sent out of class for being too sarcastic today.
The teacher said, "What would your parents say if I called them?"

She replied, "Hello!"

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Common

[PK banana flavour. @TheKaranja]

@IoTDevMelvin Clearly don't watch gassed gang, carwow, hagerty, Tom Wrigley etc...

[PK banana flavour. @TheKaranja]

WAIT! People were shot dead in Kasarani? WHAT!!!!!