Cookie

The ascension of a down to mars girl.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

please hesitate to reach out

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

Two of my favorite people were born today

[s. @__KingShan]

Hello to my favorite season 🍂

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

It is not lost on me how far you all go to defend a parent’s right to engage in educational neglect

I guess it’s because many of you are that parent

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

He’s excusing that lady for being a shit parent because of wealth. Or proximity to it because there’s no conceivable way she didn’t understand middle school work or didn’t have the means to hire someone who does

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

@iamslickrick01 1 was ehh for me but a welcome surprise, LOVED 2, 3 was cool, 4 was slower. Now Neagley, INCREDIBLE first season

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

@Armandyaps my sister for forever and ever ♥️love love LOVE you. Thanks for celebrating with me

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

Turns out, the dreams I’ve been having haven’t been dreams at all. This is such a weird experience

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

@__KingShan Thank you!! ♥️

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

Balloons on my page, Eagles I’m owed a win. Go Birds!

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

GO BIRDS, DICKHEAD. 🦅

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

My back is on fire. Attitude is out of control. Auntie better make her way before I burn all this shit to the ground. A birthday period is just…disrespectful

[Hilda 👩‍🍳 @hilda_adaora]

Neagley was a very good watch. Dare I say, just as good as Reacher. You guys have to watch it so Prime Video does not cancel it like they always do. 🥺

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

I think more ppl need to start talking about the way the lack of parenting is affecting society as a whole

We are starting to see more discourse about it but it’s often rooted in the school system & ppl hate teachers so much that they dismiss it

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

Unrelated but possibly related, I also blew back up like a hot air balloon so they may be back. Bikinis probably weren’t gonna see me anyway lol

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

I don’t think a bikini will ever see me again tbh

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

And a myomectomy will have you down bad. An open one especially. My pain tolerance is very high. The man stapled my lower abdomen. There were times I wanted to go through the self check out

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

They downplayed a lot of symptoms and concerns when it came to me. If your bloodwork comes back “normal” you’ll be at the bottom of the list in regards to surgery, discomfort be damned

[Cookie @TheKee2Life]

Love that celebrities are getting their fibroid stories out. Most recently Porsha. I also want to precaution women who don’t have access to personal fertility specialists that your experience will more than likely differ GREATLY. Scheduling the procedure alone may take MONTHS