Kerry Graham

Writer with a to-do list longer than their hair. 🤠 they/she

[Writing McBiting @danomcbranno]

Minecraft kid from Donegal? What are his bricks made of? #LateLateToyShow

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Shorts and a paddy cap?? That's the gay twin for sure #LateLateToyShow

[Duncan Disordely 🇮🇪 @BSDetec54310633]

The kinda kid we’re all waiting to see.. #LateLateToyShow

[william @_bfoty]

#latelatetoyshow one of these girls looks a lot more corkonian than the other

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Okay my eyes are wet #LateLateToyShow

[Writing McBiting @danomcbranno]

if i had a gun id blow one customer per day's head smoove off you can bet on that

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

I went to the Revenue Sheriff's Office and nobody there knew you?

They had no record of you at all, actually?

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Call me Chris Kraus the way I Love Dick

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Lana Del Rey if she was from Donegal

"My pussy tastes like Football Special"

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

You must be the snowman the way you're walking in the air

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a Jet2 Holiday???

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

She GT on my A till I six

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

This one's for @danomcbranno yo

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Football special, Donegal
I do love the hills so tall
Not the way that I do love you

Daniel, Enya, Margo too
Marys here from Timbuktu
Jimmy's winning matches for you

Cone, king of the coooone
King of the cone when I'm with you

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

What's everyone up to tonight?

I'm rewriting the lyrics to "Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros to be about Donegal

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

She GT on my A till I six

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a Jet2 Holiday???

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

You must be the snowman the way you're walking in the air

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

People I respect are going to see this... honestly I have to double down, even the amount of syllables is correct

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Lana Del Rey if she was from Donegal

"My pussy tastes like Football Special"

[Kerry Graham @TheKerryGraham]

Lana Del Rey if she was from Donegal

"My pussy tastes like Football Special"