Kevin Hill

Happily Married to Gary Holmes, Two Dogs, joint CEO of Property Maintenance Company

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@nypost I know what I'd give him. A good sh@gg1ng

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@LeifB73 @theresa_may What you gonna do? Nail bomb us?

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@theresa_may You two faced lying horrible witch

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

I just heard someone fart and then say “that was a weird frog” as a cover up. Genius. NB There were no frogs.

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@BootstrapCook That bbq bean stew with mapel syrup. Oh my god.... proper proper gorgeous food I'd have NEVER thought of that. We have it every week. Xxxxxx

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@theresa_may Can you explain what's going on with your jewellery? Your necklaces look like they're from @Screwfix

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@Selenasg1212 @Annie_Is_Not_OK Totally agree heeeeeeee heeeeeeeee owww sharmone

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@theresa_may Sort your necklaces out Theresa, do you buy them from @PetsatHome ?

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@piersmorgan What a fucking tit wank comment

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@Nishels When that sun comes out me and Gary do outside jobs all season. I challenge you to a shade test in July. I bet I win. I was gutted last year when I went white in October

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@FrancyMcCartney @liamgallagher I reckon it's going to an ugly little cunt that won't be able to suck enough milk out of your shitty little tits

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@eddychemical Back with another one of those block rockin' deals (bump barpa chimp a WOO WOO WOOO WOOOOOO)

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@KTHopkins Sue Pollard

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@petercrouch Cringing for you so much

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@piersmorgan You tapped Millie Dowler's phone you fuckin idiot. Worry about Kim's Tits another time...... hun x

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@OwenJones84 This has proper moved Me, Owen. X

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@SarahE_Davidson I wear black beanie hats and do all the cooking in our house. This is honestly me knocking up spag bol in winter x

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@blackymb Nobody cares mate

[Kevin Hill @TheKevinHill]

@bronaghwaugh @BootstrapCook Oooooo you are both cases ✌🏼