Willy Win Streakz

Today’s today and tomorrow will still be tomorrow.

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

physical comedy in general is missing from so much modern comedy. too many quippy lines not enough fighting a janky rat muppet.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

They’re taking away healthcare. AI is stealing jobs. Corporations are allowed to poison food and water again. They’re slashing education. They’re starting endless wars in multiple countries. He’s using our money to build a ballroom. He’s manipulating the market. They’re dividing the country even more with a gerrymandering war. He is taking bribes in broad daylight. And they still haven’t released the full Epstein files. This is objectively the worst and most corrupt administration in history.

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Anthony Edwards and adidas drop new commercial for the Believe That. 1 featuring Tae Bo creator Billy Blanks

"Call 1-855-BLEEDAT" ☎️

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

🚨 Josh Sweat has been a no-show at Cardinals OTAs.

Not injury-related.

Cardinals insider: “I’ve been hearing for awhile that Josh Sweat is not particularly happy in AZ.”

Bring him home? 👀🦅

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[BEDROOM MEDIA @Mageba_____]

Streaming numbers got people confused…

this is what real stardom looks like.

[9th Wonder @9thwonder]

Bruh. Think about this …
Michael Jackson had songs about, the kid ain’t mine, world hunger, racism, world peace, love, one night stands, pretty women, and a killer whale….

And they all slapped.

Bruh who else bruh…

[sea @neverlie]

This nigga is hypnotizing hoes from the grave. The greatest to ever do it.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Funny Marco brought Jordan from The Bernie Mac Show on his podcast and they INSTANTLY matched each other’s energy and started trolling 😭💀👀

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Shaq was surprised when comedian Jeff Ross told him that he saw him giving hugs to comfort strangers outside the Staples Center the day Kobe Bryant tragically passed away 💔👀

“How do you know that… nobody knows that”

[Saquon Center @SaquonsCenter]

BYE AJ 😢

Forever a champ.

[Choctopus 🐙 @ChoctopusYT]

Giving flexibility to the consumer, to pay for what they actually want and remove what they don’t, is better. Xbox is moving in the right direction here.

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

This gotta stop!!! Why would I be scared to play HIM? This wasn’t his energy in person 😂. He’s a CLOWN! Tryna use me to get clicks. Ima bitch now tho? After in person I was one of your favorite players ever! “Let’s take a pic bro” haha hell no I ain’t taking a pic wit yo bum ass

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Legitimately never seen a subscription price drop in my life

[Henri Emungania (COMMS CLOSED 3/3) @HMEmungania]

Dont forget to support this movie when its officially coming out too. Its the least we should do to support the hardwork as fans.

[James McKeith @freshprincephi]

Slay didn’t hold back 😂

[Dwayne @TheStevenDwayne]

This nigga took his viral moment and made it a life of mission and service. Make more people like this famous.