My girlfriend: “idc what you do I’m not your mom”
Also my girlfriend:
“Drive safe
Wear sunscreen
Don’t be an idiot
Do ur homework
Make ur bed
Don’t miss class
Take a shower
Drink some water
Apply lotion
Use soap
Wash your hands
Don’t eat food off the floor
You’re a loser”
First of all, why is class from 5:15 pm - 9:05 pm.
Second of all, why you make us write four pages of notes on syllabus day?
Third of all, why you make us watch a documentary on syllabus day?
*screams and cries in Spanish*