IDK how people talk on the phone so much. My wife's family will call eachother at 7 AM to ask how the day's going. Whenever my family calls me, I assume someone has perished.
Remember when i was forced to move the ball around in 2k cuz i didnt wanna go downstairs to pick up the chinese food and he came back upstairs yellin “HOW THE FUCK WE GOT 9 TURNOVERS?????????”