The Kikkomen

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

@Spiffl @hplemke @DavidBernardH Thought my squares folk might be interested in this little update...

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

@hplemke there was a time in my life I are a lot of hard tack.

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

If you are going to try to change someone's mind, arguing with them is usually the wrong way to do it.

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

So far this morning I've tried to forget to wear socks, lost my glasses, and tried to put my boot on the wrong foot. Must be love.

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

Low prices!

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

High class lady at checkout is like, "I love your purple coat!"
And I'm like... "Thanks!"
(*is wearing bathrobe*)

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

LOS ANGELES!!! WHO'S GOT A MACHETE?? I need to borrow one.

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

@hplemke what Nancy is doing/thinking IS the super mystery

[Harrison Lemke @hplemke]

those Hardys are not worthy so much as to lace your trainers, Nancy, what are you doing

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

Sittin in the woods minding my own business when some kids show up...

Kid 1: ISIS TERRORIST ATTAAACK!!
Kid 2: THIS IS A GLUTEN FREE AREAAA!

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

I think the workday goes faster when you have no clue what you're doing. #slicelife

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

Went to enter my PIN at the register and entered a PLU instead. #slicelife

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

I am the only person at work because everyone else either called in or quit.

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

I had a dream last night I shaved my beard with a disposable razor. #weirddreams

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

Every year, my mother makes a gingerbread replica of a house belonging to someone she knows & gives it to them.

[Harrison Lemke @hplemke]

store not up for yourselves Beanie Babies on earth, where little brothers cut off swing-tags, and thieves break in and steal...

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

On the bright side, tomorrow is my day off. #slicelife

[The Kikkomen @TheKikkomen]

Every day a new disaster. I'm impressed with the creativity of my coworkers.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

There is a 🐛 emoji but no Butterfly.