King Solomon

King of The Israelites!
Son of David, the one who killed Goliath
Son of Bethsheba too
3 kids
God gave me wisdom
Solomon a.k.a. Jedidiah

[King Solomon @TheKingSol]

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Guys check out the book that I wrote! It's called the Song of Songs! It's super cool. and DO NOT ask me about love songs. I won't take this hate smh. It's a good song 😤

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These women came in with a baby and were arguing whose it was. Ig the one woman rolled over on her kid and killed it and replaced the dead baby with the other woman's live baby.

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the liar lady is really mad rn lmao! XD

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God came to me in a dream and asked me what I wanted, so I said wisdom, and when i woke up BOOM I was wise! The catch-22 is that I have to worship him and only him and not sin, that shouldn't be too difficult...

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😎 worshipping foreign gods? yeah
😎 getting 666 talents of gold a year? You know it
😎 getting horses and chariots? definitely

horses and chariots are gonna make Israel a great nation, that stuff about it taking us back to Egypt is baloney

What's God gonna do, exile me? hah!

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all of my 700 foreign wives and 300 foreign concubines want me to worship their foreign gods, i guess i'll give it a shot, how bad could it be?

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WORSHIPPING FOREIGN GODS IS A BAAAD IDEA
God came to me and was like,"My guy, what you're doing is wrong. You're sinning and worshipping foreign Gods, c'mon man, that breaks our covenant. For that, I'm going to take away your kingdom and give it to your servant."

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and i was like,"😫 I'm so sorry God, I'll try to correct this!"
but he wasn't having it and said, " nah fam, your servant is getting the land HOWEVER for your father's sake i'll give away the land AFTER you die."

This is VERY not good

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I finished building the TEMPLE for the #arkofthecovenant so that's pretty cool

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I can't believe God would EXILE my land >:( i'll be dead by the time that happens tho

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I'm glad that I had a COVENANT with God, meaning I was chosen by him, i definitely did an oopsie by sinning tho 😔

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some lady claiming to be the Queen of Sheba just rolled up with a ton of camels and spices and precious stones, i wonder what's up with that

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And there she goes, with gifts given and gifts received, back to the land of Sheba.

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I am the King of Israel because of David and his covenant with God. He was promised jerusalem for him and his descendants

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Also the LAND we were promised was from David. the LAND being Israel. #cbg2 #covenant

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I'm so glad my dad, David, SAVED the Jewish people and Israel with his covenant with God. He also saved me because I'm a Jew. It's too bad that i got us exiled though