Kirk Lazarus

I don't drop character until I've done the DVD commentary.

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@WickedWendini Shooting starts in four months. Fuck.

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Contemplating heading to the pub again, but it won't be any fun, since I can't take any sheilas home with me.

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Going to go out of me fucking mind if I don't get me hands on some arse soon. FEMALE arse.

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@johntmyers Yes, motherfucker. Yes I am.

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@kineusmom, I think the plan is for him to be sans shirt most of the time, actually.

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For those who don't know, Antonio Banderas plays my romantic interest, a married illiterate field worker with AIDS.

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@kineusmom Something like that.

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@WickedWendini Definitely not the kind of part you see every day.

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@Shaunzy95 Fucking ripper! You'll love it here.

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Fucking tired of having naughties with blokes.

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Will be spending a month in the slums of Sweden then three working the fields in Columbia. Must also practice finding blokes attractive.

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To prepare for the role, I've been abstaining from sheilas of all shapes and sizes and learning to play the nyckelharpa.

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Working title of the movie is "Espresso Yourself."

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Getting ready to play a washed-up homosexual Swedish musician with Tourette's who finds love in the coffee fields of Columbia.

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Sorry it's been so long, mates! Character study and all that. Haven't touched a girl almost a week. Fucking hell.

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Ah! As I attempted to hide sheila under me rug, she woke up. Turns out she's just naturally smelly.

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@Anthony_Stark I actually was knee deep in pussy one time. Literally. Fucking good story. Still, none of these twitter girls want me.

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@Anthony_Stark how do you seem to have sheilas crawling into your pants at every hour of the day? It's dry as a nun's nasty over here.

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@Anthony_Stark, ahhh, good plan, mate. Let the cleaning service deal with it.

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Fucking long day. Not a drop of booze to be found in the whole house. Not sure what to do about sheila under the table. Starting to smell.