M. Klam

Washed up college baseball player. Fayette County survivor. Future IG influencer. Mock draft enthusiast.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

This is awesome and also makes me feel really really old.

[Jim Hammett @JimHammett]

Pitt just landed a commitment from Jaden Baldwin (@_jadenbaldwin), wide receiver prospect out of Arizona:

https://t.co/AJ7RwwzwtY

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

Now we’re talking. But nothing will happen as there’s too much $$ at stake to forfeit/cancel games. Now if the NCAA bans them from the postseason……

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: Big Ten officials are expected to discuss in the upcoming days a league-wide mandate to not play Texas Tech in any sports, per three Big Ten sources. This is in the wake of Nebraska AD Troy Dannen informing his staff today that they aren't allowed to schedule Texas Tech.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

@Neely711 I’ve had dreams I’d return to Bethany because they needed an extra player to play games. This could be my chance as long as I could get a designated runner. Or I could transfer to Franciscan & follow Carver, but not sure I’m ready for the priesthood.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

There are officially no rules anymore.

I think I can get a redshirt year from 04-05 if any college programs are in need of a 40 yr old utility player.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. East Carson Street. Caller said that he gave a barber shop a bad review online. The barber just saw him and beat his ass.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

Oh STFU. If it was Texas’ QB or another Big 12 team, he’d be crying for months about it. If you’re going to be a slime ball villain, just go all in on it.

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt:
"As we have said before, we do not believe that the circumstances of Brendan’s case warranted permanent ineligibility. As he returns to our football program, we remain committed to supporting Brendan's recovery and ensuring his compliance with the court’s order. A comprehensive support structure, including clinical care, monitoring, and compliance checks, will remain fully in place for the duration of Brendan’s time as a student at Texas Tech.”

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Hats for bats. Keep bats warm."

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @_Dwfootball11 jersey‼️

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

This is such a bad beat. Bullpen blows but Skenes not even going 5 innings is bad as it leads to more bullpen innings which is a recipe for disaster.

[𝐍𝐒𝟗 @NorthShoreNine]

What. A. Failure.

The Pirates had an 8-3 lead and with the bullpen needing to close out a 6-run lead, they lose 11-9. Pittsburgh is currently 33-29 on the year.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

@Neely711 If he doesn’t make the All Star team, I may turn into Ali from Euphoria.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

Brandon Lowe is the strongest man in the world and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

This one stays fair for B-Lowe!

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

Hank!!!! If I wasn’t watching it live I wouldn’t have believed it. Also, what a pimp job. I am without speech.

[MLB @MLB]

Henry Davis GRAND SLAM!

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

@Neely711 Rue did ALL the drugs during the first 2 seasons, then a laced Percocet she takes for her back takes her out in season 3?! I was almost as angry when Joel got beat to death in The Last of Us. At least Alamo got blown apart at the end. HBO has finale issues with their shows.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

Well at least we know now there won’t be another #Euphoria season after last nights finale. If they do make one, it may be about them going through perimenopause and diversifying their 401Ks at the rate they make the seasons.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

1st round pick seems steep

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. Brown and Patriots HC Mike Vrabel are reuniting.

[M. Klam @TheKlamChowder]

The Rams run their team like a kid playing Madden…and I love it.

Also, not facing Myles twice a year is muy bueno for the Steelers. Win win.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @dkm14 football!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

HOSS

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Your pizza rolls are ready. WWF No Mercy is ready to rock on your N64. No school tomorrow and you have permission to stay up late. You're 40 years old and the year is 2026.