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I am not a space zombie. I'm just your average dweeb. Don't take me too serious. @dudleyandbob silent warrior.

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What's the number to 911? #LivePD

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@TheCJMorgan I don't use the hole. I just lift em up by the leg and whip it out.

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@GroomerBunnie Don't be afraid of the dark. The one with the little fireplace people calling for Sally.

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@Robknowsxxx Enjoy the heat. But it's a dry heat.

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I watched #FearTWD tonight. Sorry my tweet isn't political.

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What you need to do is give these shooters as much press as possible. That'll get'em.

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If ghosts walk through walls, why haven't they all fallen through to the basement? Maybe they're the floating kind.

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Latch on like a vampire and suck it dry cable news.

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Governor Abbott is on his way to El Paso. I feel safer already.

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When you get your stolen car back and they fixed your A/C. #LivePD

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@girlfrclute @Noosebomb88 I hear Burger King has a crispy tacos now.

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I like fish, but I've never had the desire to try a fish taco. I like real tacos. I

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@SBStarbuck You look great. I feel a boner coming on. ;)

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@BreeDaniels1 are your boobs OK? ;)

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@sprintcare I suspected such. I am getting service now. Thanks.

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What's up @sprint @sprintcare? No network in Austin today.

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@Ahaley @freemancrouch I loved Kimba as a child. I've never seen the lion king