Kristy Archives

“These are your words, Miss. Cetrone!” -Auntie Bev
Keep those screenshots coming. DMs are open 📥

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder admitting she’s a paid chaos agent in the #KarenRead movement.

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Kristy Cetrone is like a box of chocolates.

You never know what personality you’re gonna get.

One day she’s calling Joe Flipperhead her son and “team flip till I die”.

The next she’ll “f*cking go rogue on flip if I have to”.

Normal behavior! 😹😹

Choose wisely! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder discussing Obok’s (objectionokay aka Nikki Caprino) “Japanese p0rn” and that time she did weird s3x acts with a dude and a ritz cracker.

Normal 😹😹

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“Jason & Hans planning attacks on me in August. OBOK needing to approve posts. You're all a bunch of white trash. The type of people I hold my purse tight around. The type who can't afford a coffee & bum butts off coworkers. Just gross low life humans”

They’re all BFFs now! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder harassing Chris Mauler aka koala’s girlfriend with threats to release D pics he sent to American girls over “lies about flip” that Chris was spreading.

She’s no longer BFFs with Joe Flipperhead!

She’s now BFFs with Chris koala!

Uber normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder filming videos about internet strangers she’ll never meet while alone in her car in abandoned parking lots with dolls she thrifted from Salvation Army.

Wicked normal behavior! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder invoking Judaism to victimize herself before telling her ex-BFF Abby “f*ck your dead cat. I hope he's in hell jk Jews don't believe in hell.”

Friendship with Kristy! 😹😹

Very normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder threatens her ex-BFF and rando innocents on the internet.

“That's right your dead exes and Lauren Murray aren't immune. It's over. Enough. You're all sick.”

Normal! 😹😹

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“Meredith is f*cked

Talk soon”

-Kristy F*cking Cetrone

Normal! 😹😹

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@CindyFHella Ya we’ve heard those unsubstantiated claims before, only last time you made them from your main account! 😹😹

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Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Kristy Cetrone says her new BFF Obok is the Cindy F*cking Ella account!

Cindy F*cking Ella accounts secret crush on X is Obok!

Prob a coincidence tho! 😹😹

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“Obituary time”

What you can expect from Kristy Cetrone after being “friends”

Anyone that condones this behavior is equally as stable!

Normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone: “MY GOD. Does that side ever stop the games? Do better, hate has no home here Abby”

Also Kristy: “Broyles is one of the worst humans l've ever met in my life & he is responsible for almost all the pain & bullshit in the last 3 years. I truly hope him & Nikki die”

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder outing the Sanchez account as OBOK aka objectionokay aka Nicole Caprino.

“What's weird is my police report in July says Obok was Sanchez but that must be wrong right”

Kristy’s always right tho! 😹😹

They’re BFFs now!

Normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder accusing 5150 aka Meredith O’Neil of sending out the Karen Read recordings.

“They're not good at this and it's bec Meredith’s too emotional and impulsive PERIOD”

Kristy’s never wrong tho!

They’re BFFs now! 😹😹

Normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnyder threatening a whole family based off what others on the internet might do

Yes Kristy threatens minor children

“Dan, I'm going to remind you that your kids are small. What I have could alter the course of their childhood. Tread carefully.”

Normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone Shnayder admitting to “doxxing” her BFF Erica bc “she’s close to Aidan” and some grammar shit and the “location of her phone”

No proof no receipts ever tho! 😹😹

Lame excuses for bad actions!

Didn’t Krispy used to swear loyalty to Aidan?

Totally normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone says you’re all “very sick people who know Aidan is going to jail”

Kristy also said “hate Aidan all you want but we’re not gonna send him to jail for something he didn’t do, u don’t punish someone bc u don’t like the words they use. That’s ridiculous, it’s insane”

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@Privy2Privacy I see I def made the cut

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Kristy Cetrone’s proof that she’s “right about everything” comes from random offensively cropped anonymous messages she gets.

“You were right all along. Altman is a backstabbing c*nt and Broyles is a f*cking scum bag piece of shit”

They’re all BFFs now! 😹😹

Normal! 😹😹

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Kristy Cetrone threatening more people:

“I'll doxx the attorney & hurt them bc of you”

“All the angela & Dan shit will go right back up”

“I’ll have ya fired”

“Keep my kids names out of your anime/school shooter fantasy mouth”

“YOU F*CK PILLOWS go sperg out somewhere else”