The Kronies

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Ariel Stryker reports she’s zeroing in on some defense contractor deals sure to please every Cong. District. #DaysOfThunder #DronesOfPork

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Bankor would like to thank young Americans for their continued interest, ahem!, in keeping the student debt machine alive! #GetKonnected

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Got a new idea for a Farm Bill boondoggle? Kaptain Korn is all ears! Send recommendations to Chimera Corp.

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Kaptain Korn reports a dream of being devoured by vehicles powered by subsidized Ethanol. He’s never been more excited.

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Hey kids, your old pals at the Kronies remind you, there’s no need to vote this November! Things are great! #GetKonnected

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From General Surgeon: “New Obamacare premiums will make young men turn their heads and cough, but we’ve got to get them maternity coverage!”

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The rumors of #ExIm’s demise have been greatly exaggerated http://t.co/CQxAtXlkiu / there’s still time for a Kronies rally! #GetKonnected

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.@nationalreview says #exim declared #WarOnWomen - maybe so, but we’ve got Ariel Stryker on our side! http://t.co/1cglaroEcA

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This pill bottle on my arm sure makes it hard to do any more surgery, but I can sure tell others how to do it. #MANDATED ^General Surgeon

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Anybody seen General Surgeon? I’ve got something private I want him to look at. #JK #HIPPA https://t.co/B66bKFlVjS

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In the world of healthcare mandates, General Surgeon is king. https://t.co/B66bKFlVjS

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Where did he come from, where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton-eyed-joe General Surgeon. https://t.co/B66bKFlVjS

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IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? Yes. Yes there is. https://t.co/B66bKFlVjS

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No need to get that cronyism checked out. General Surgeon will take really good care of you. https://t.co/B66bKFlVjS

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Trust General Surgeon. He’s a doctor. Or, he he might be. Hrm, maybe we better also tell the tale of his origin soon ...

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Got an itch for some mandates? General Surgeon will see you now… http://t.co/sYmml8KKwY

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#Teen #Boys you can thank General Surgeon and Obamacare for your great new mandated maternity coverage! http://t.co/sYmml8KKwY

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Collect your General Surgeon points from boxes of Kaptain Kornies - see rules for details

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Someone flew the C Everett Koop and now we announce the latest Kronies hero, General Surgeon http://t.co/sYmml8KKwY

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What’s General Surgeon’s best weapon? http://t.co/sYmml8KKwY