Kurt Russell

This one time, I went through a stargate and was raped by Christmas Critters. It wasn't gay though because there was no eye contact.

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@britney_menees @JasonDu70557346 thanks Britney, young Jason here just jealous cos am a big dick bandit and he's got a peanut dick

[Malachi Bibel @MalachiBibel]

@TheKurtRussell Captain Ron totally holds up. It's cinematic gold.

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@roderickhanlon shut your mouth or I'll take a warm hand to your face boy!

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

I broke a guitar

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JasonDu70557346 u couldn't fight your way in a wet paper bag... Faggot

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@adamdissick @DougStanhope dougs cool

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JasonDu70557346 lick my shaft boy

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JasonDu70557346 does she have big hooters

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JovotaV @thehatefuleight @TheJeffBridges my dicks way bigger tho

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JasonDu70557346 sorry fought I DMed that..... Fuck it eat my ass too

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JasonDu70557346 suck my cock then maybe we'll talk

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@FMartin1952 @goldiehawn no just we're right into cuckolding

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

Maybe will smith didn't get an Oscar nod cause he's utter shit and his burds a cow tae

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@velvetsofas @jarpad that guys a poof

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@jamesstevens3 good dude my piece is bigger tho

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@JoelMcCrackenJr you love men

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@ksrasra let's fuck

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@ClaguePhil stop watching soilder and go outside and try fuck someone then watch captain ron

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@earlbarc1 am a fan of your beard you sexy son of bitch

[Kurt Russell @TheKurtRussell]

@NotBodhisattva @jimlibertarian @healthandcents you mad poofs keep me outta this