The Kushner

Not Jared Kushner but channeling his inner thoughts and real experiences. Senior Advisor to POTUS. The Kushner! "Peace in the Middle East"!

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Just because we are settling other people's land and kicking them out, while stealing their water and simply murdering them doesn't mean "ethic cleansing". This guy is a Kook! #freegaza #freepalestine #endtheoccupationnow

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

@MbSofKSA They are hot on our tail! Text me or call on the top secret secure line Papa Don @realDonaldTrump got for us so we can talk NUKES! I'm available always for you pal! @LindseyGrahamSC @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

I'll be happy to answer any questions Congress might have except when it comes to top secret stuff because I do top secret stuff now because Papa Donny said so. Who cares anyway? I'm kind of a big deal? Right @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

This kind of weird fake news in the NY Times is tearing this country apart. My home boy MBS just wants to generate carbon-free power to his people. Power to the people! ⁦@IvankaTrump⁩ ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ ⁦@SecPompeo⁩ ⁦@netanyahu⁩ ⁦ https://t.co/B7z3w4mKBB

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

We don't discuss my security clearance except when we do. And we don't unless we do but we don't.
@PressSec @KellyannePolls @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Hola amigos! Como estas? #ilovetacos #ivankalikesgringos

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Totally stoked. Just got my “permanent security clearance”. Everyone can eat my shorts now! @realDonaldTrump @IvankaTrump #kushner #jaredkushner #ITMFA #peace

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

This @normfinkelstein on @democracynow shames all decent Zionists who believe Jews are just better human beings.

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

@mollycanninus Do you think its a sick joke that I’m in charge of MidEast peace?

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Man, am I ever tired. Just pooped. Another wonderful. trip to Israel in the books! Our (me and Bibi's) new peace plan is coming along really great. Hint: Get rid of the Arabs and the Hamasbollah first! (Everything falls into place after that). #freepalestine #freegaza

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Those pesky Gazans really ruined our Embassy party! We tried so hard to have all the cameras focused on us but what poopsie! Too much attention on iraqian hamasbollah! #whitepower #freePalastine

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

@Johnnsiegbe1 @IvankaTrump @netanyahu Shalom! 🇮🇱 Forevs!

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Sorry I’ve been so quiet everyone, @IvankaTrump has had me locked up in her shoe closet. Packing up to go visit my pal @netanyahu and open our new embassy in Jerusalem! Woop woop! Eat it, everyone! Israel is The Bomb! #booya

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah Don! Woop woop!

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

@s58124363 @amjoyshow @JoyAnnReid @TimOBrien @IvankaTrump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Today I served Bibi a soda water and his lovely wife Sarah an iced tea. She complained it was too sweet. Whatever, I'm just happy to be on this team. Bibi is my bestie!!

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

My new position is Microfish Research Assistant for Stephen Miller. Currently looking for “Grand Wizard” articles. These guys were dope! #jaredkushner #kushner #resist #draintheswamp #noclearence @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump @TheDersh

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

They cut off my access to @IvankaTrump. I'm super sad.
Have a pedicure scheduled for tomorrow. #jaredkushner #itmfa #resist #RemoveNunes

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

We did it!!! Good luck everyone! @netanyahu #palestine #jarusalem @TheDersh @IDFSpokesperson https://t.co/RHAs4qyW8H

[NYT Politics @nytpolitics]

President Trump told Israeli and Arab leaders that he plans to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, a move that would upend decades of American policy. https://t.co/D8VbtNbEci

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

"I strongly encourage and would unequivocally support President Trump formally recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s capital and beginning the important process of moving our Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem." -> https://t.co/1WJPQXZzCS

[The Kushner @TheKushner]

Bibi is comparing Iran to Nazi Germany. I'm like "whoa dude, take it easy there, pal". There's like a bunch of Jews in Iran that a free to practice their faith and are not persecuted. Also, they haven't attacked any neighbors, like ever. Anyway, whatevs..