TheLCBandit

Mountain Brook Alum

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The Kentucky derby is rigged. #kentuckybumpkins

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If your a male and your going to Morgan Wallen instead of Panic, you are a certified fag bag.

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@ACC_Ball_Rules 0 my friend

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Panic baby. #widespreadbham

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@Hoopss Whoever fucked her must be down bad.

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@JeremiahLaser The state where the Giants play in.

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For here on out, Kalen DeBoer needs to wear all black every single game. No exceptions.

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Coffee plus Soda is the ultimate fuel.

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WTf is happening rn. Not what I expected to witness.

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged might be worse than the kick six. #trashybitch

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Kraken Rum is one of the best liquors of all time. You can not tell me otherwise.

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If Oteys didn’t close at Midnight, it would be such a better bar.

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Social media fixing to suck the next couple weeks. #rush

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@Cedrick660 It’s cringe. I didn’t do so.

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Every guy that’s posting for National Girlfriends day is so fucking whipped. #onaleash

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@BgBenRothschild You have to fight through. It’s always worth it.

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Whenever your drinking while hungover, do y’all go from hungover to sober, then sober to buzzed, then buzzed to drunk, then drunk to shit faced.

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Why doesn’t the ABC store sell beer? Having to go to 2 different stores is fucked.

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Taylor Swift needs to be put in Alligator Alcatraz.

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@andrewjackxiii At least 1,000