@Patticus Indeed, being treated like a child isn't going to make me want to give my best. Currently, I have a list of what I should do as soon as I start my shift and in what order. And of course, I have to tick it off as I go along. Oh so much fun.
@leo_guinan Oh cool. Uhm. Guten tag!, I think. I'm currently trying to learn a a little Spanish, and Mandarin.
I'm using Paul Noble's method for the latter.