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I can change whenever I want, but I can never bend my elbows.

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Stand for the light that you have found.

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Oops, I didn't not mean to write this. Dang autocorrect

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Gives each ote hher terrible advice.
Dame scene. "I coul

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Hot soup inna mug > hot soup inna bowl

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Hmm French accents are segzee! Happy Tuesday ☕

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My girlfriend got to meet Reggie Watts in the Tactile Dome and I did not. #superjelly

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Unsure if I am an environmental saint or a biohazard for going without showering for this long.

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...I shoulda double-wrapped that burrito. #Rip

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Pro Tip: If you complain relentlessly at 8am that coffee costs a dollar, it's free! Also, don't do that.

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There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

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A five year old just paid me 36 cents for a high five. Feeling good

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You complain about everything.

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Kicked butt at my bi-annual review YES killin it.

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Oh my gosh, you are such a babe

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Thank you smiley Japanese girl who gave me a strawberry this morning 🍓#lostconnections

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"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."

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Today is just one crazy thing after another.

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If you are a liar or a thief- or both- please do not stay at a hostel. Thank you :)

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So the freezer at the country store broke, and they gave us all their ice cream. Fo FREE. Is this real life?

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These kids have been making fart noises for 20 minutes now.