Levi

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

I shopped for unusable decoration only chairs once and the salesman won’t stop hounding me

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

The government kinda snapped with the pledge of allegiance. I haven’t loved my country since I graduated high school.

[Father Okra @Eli_McBride]

My brothers cat has a wonky ear and is the sweetest little guy ever. Merry Christmas happy hondadays I can’t move.

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

After Biden won I feel like the universe sped up time just to get this shit over with already

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

U-2 is the Arby’s of music

[Father Okra @Eli_McBride]

This new iPhone camera is great cause I’m ugly as fuck

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

@biigchungas @buzane928 @Hoephobia_ That shit would go stupid

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

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[Levi @TheLMcBride]

Takes credit for a safe secure election

then in a shocking turn of events in the same tweet

Discredits the safety and security of the election

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The only thing secure about our 2020 Election was that it was virtually impenetrable by foreign powers. On that, the Trump Administration takes great credit. Unfortunately, the Radical Left Democrats, Dominion, and others, were perhaps more successful!

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

Defund this mans butt

[Senator Joe Manchin @Sen_JoeManchin]

Defund the police? Defund, my butt. I'm a proud West Virginia Democrat. We are the party of working men and women. We want to protect Americans' jobs & healthcare. We do not have some crazy socialist agenda, and we do not believe in defunding the police. https://t.co/EIFHX5OQ37

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

@Sony I am asking you to take my money. I would like to purchase your console for cold hard cash. I will trade you legal tender for a PS5. Please allow me to give you some cheddar, skrilla, dough, greenbacks, coin, benjamins, dinero etc for a PS5.

[NBA @NBA]

LEBRON JAMES MIXTAPE 👑

Watch @KingJames' run through the NBA Playoffs on his way to his 4th NBA title and NBA Finals MVP! #NBAMixtape

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

@HitDoubles Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a 12-Valve 5.9L Cummins swapped into a Dodge Classic light duty.

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

@HitDoubles Ok I won’t tell anyone you have money you have my word 🤐

[Levi @TheLMcBride]

@Fox_scr It’s bc u have a Tacoma sorry I don’t make the rules