The LRKA

From the Center of the Kickball Universe

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

@nbcsnl Please do one more Jeopardy skit of Alex hosting one more game with Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds!

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

@CanaanSandy @Giants This is such a great thing to do! Youth Home is a great cause to support!

[Youth Home, Inc. @YouthHomeInc]

#Razorback Superfan @CanaanSandy wants to deliver a #CAVECITYWATERMELON to you! Donate to @YouthHomeInc today to be entered for the drawing plus some sweet price packages! Stay tuned to @1037TheBuzz for the drawing on August 7th! https://t.co/Yy34hx4Bbe

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

@usidoretheblue @chuntttttt @MagicTavern check out this amazing wood burning my amazing wife made for me!

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Go!! https://t.co/oHHllFw6vW
@TheyCallMeTyree @drew_alpha @ayosausageco @JulianNewsPhoto @redfield006 @Christophuzz @Crownman72577 @thompson_mason @TeamNotToday @looneyerin

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Go!! https://t.co/oHHllFw6vW
@TheyCallMeTyree @drew_alpha @ayosausageco @chadilac30 @tylergeorgee @redfield006 @Christophuzz @Crownman72577 @rbacks99 @looneyerin

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Go!! https://t.co/oHHllFNHnu
@TheyCallMeTyree @drew_alpha @ayosausageco @chadilac30 @tylergeorgee @redfield006 @Christophuzz @Crownman72577 @rbacks99 @looneyerin

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

@Sawbones @JustinMcElroy Better answer Ep.311:
Sydnee: So who is your “Carbuncle”?
Hoops: He’s married to my “antipasta”.
*BA DUM TSSSS

[Stones Throw Brewing @StonesThrowBrew]

The Big Red Ball Homebrew Contest benefiting @bbbscentralar is back 2/8 & better than ever! Sample delicious & creative brews as contestants compete to be the Official Beer of @TheLRKA. New for 2020: special Pro-Am made w/ @RiceArkansas! Info & tickets: https://t.co/mDbeuMqLvM

[Stones Throw Brewing @StonesThrowBrew]

PLAY DARTBALL, DRINK BEER & MAKE FRIENDS!
We're teaming up with @TheLRKA to launch a new winter sport, all from the comfort of our #StonesThrowStifftStation taproom. Try it out this Wednesday or Sunday; league play starts 1/19 with teams of 6. More info: https://t.co/atbIz0qEgE

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Who is up for a fun year long 2020 challenge?

Every night this year, at twenty seconds after 8:20pm (20:20:20 2020) you must drink a Mad Dog 20/20.

Who is down?

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Tim Allen guests as a drunken mall Santa and Billy Bob Thornton as the real Santa.

Thoughts? #xmazon

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Postscript: Amazon sees the potential & Santa realizes that he is no longer necessary and he drives a sharpened candy cane into his chest to the horrified shrieks of Mrs. Claus and assembled elves & Xmas becomes even more commercialized and becomes known as “X-mazon”. #xmaxon

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

He then must create a program to highjack all of the available drones to deliver presents to all of the world’s children and save Christmas.

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

A Movie idea: a cynical techno millennial money grabber who does not believe in the magic of Christmas’s builds an app to fly sleigh bell carrying drones over houses on Xmas eve for profit and inadvertently interferes with the Santa causing his actual sleigh to crash.

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Who knew the hottest and hard to get dinner reservation for August 2019 would be a chicken sandwich from Popeye’s and a Natty Light Seltzer... #popeyeschickensandwich #NattySeltzer

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

Who feels me? @ LRKA Fields 1-2-3 https://t.co/d4CIYFJGmn

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

What will I ever do with these LRKA key chain bottle openers? #lrka #KickballisLife https://t.co/3gdx8eI1Jr

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

The online LRKA store has tons of cool logos that you can put on tons of cool gear! The Dirty Thirty logo is here! https://t.co/QFVC28wkIP #kickball #SundayFundayisComing https://t.co/VrrPDAxiLC

[The LRKA @TheLRKA]

We are playing kickball today!!! Wear layers because it is chilly!!!