LABI👑

A bubbly-happy human 💊Pharmacist 💄Makeup Artist

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

God I’m trusting you again. It’s only you I have oo.

[Ada @adanonso_]

One thing about marrying a man who is completely in love with you, peace of mind? You will have it in abundance.

You won’t be stressing about where he is, who he’s with, or if he’s acting strange. Your mind will be at rest.

But your body? Ah, that’s another matter entirely.

The moment you sit down, he’s there.
You stand up, he’s there.
You enter the kitchen, he’s behind you.
You want to watch TV in peace, somehow you’ve become a human pillow.

Sometimes I just want to walk from one room to another without an escort.

Marriage gave me peace of mind, but personal space packed its bags and left the building.

So so gum body. Every day. Like sir, don’t you have hobbies? 🙄🤨😂

But truth be told, I won’t have it any other way. ❤️😂

[Cultural Baddie @banksofcalgary]

The amount of laundry you do when you have a child is insane.

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@ifySucex @PreciousJudge5 Abeggggg nau! Can he influence the script? That’s his job fgs! Jeez!

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@Faridatu001 I don’t like what that doctor did. I wouldn’t like someone doing that to my baby.

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@MarkJCarney Mi o ri nkankan oo

[theficouple @theficouple]

Reminder for all young parents:

You only get:
- 1 Summer with your baby
- 3 with your toddler
- 9 with your child
- 5 with your teenager

This time is precious. Don’t rush it.

[Global Boy✨(SOTA) @The_BoluTife]

The evolution of EmmaOMG is really impressive.

Man moved from being a content creator to a comedian, then an actor, and now a solid gospel musician.

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@khareemot16 Green

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

What is it about people using filters that gets some of you so worked up?
I mean, it's not your face, & it doesn't affect you directly, so why all the anger ??

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You might feel lazy and like you’re not doing anything while you’re pregnant but look at micropreemies in the NICU and how many wires and machines they’re hooked up to and know that your body is doing literally all of that; no wonder you’re tired — eat a snack, drink some water, and take a nap.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Americans In Canada...

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up.

As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!” So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”

To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”

The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?”

“He doesn't speak English" replies the husband.

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@iamadeolawumi 🤣

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@SolaTheAnalyst 🤣

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

& to my kid......
Don't ever worry about who ain't because mama always is‼️‼️‼️

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@iamtobitheboss_ 15years🤣. Aye e ti baje😭😂

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

I’ve lost 11kg. Jesus!

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@Feyisparkles Sabinwa!🤣

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@Hybrid_Ola Outsource the cleaning nah. The cattarh that will follow cleaning this place is not beans.

[LABI👑 @TheLabiBash]

@fifss__ Gen.
None of them is touching her.