Suze

Once dubbed the ‘Greatest Mean Mom Ever’. Though my middle child tells me my heart is beautiful almost daily. oh and I have an Etsy shop. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 👇🏻

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

Lolllll found this sticker attached to my 4yo when I picked her up from preschool.

Is it just me or are her teachers throwing shade 😂😂😂

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@repkord Bro you gotta enable the AI screener on the iPhone. Total game changer.

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

When i die bury me inside a

free little library

on top of mt. davidson

with a painted bench

and an unauthorized rope swing

and when I say bury me I mean scatter my ashes but that just doesn't work with the song.

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My 4yo, literally, out of nowhere: “Mom did dinosaurs have tongues?”

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@repkord Aw yeah. Sick induction flex too bro

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I’m already mourning the day my 4yo figures out they’re called hotels and not hot towels and that we ride in elevators not alligators. I hope that day never comes.

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

I’m already mourning the day my 4yo figures out they’re called hotels and not hot towels and that we ride in elevators not alligators. I hope that day never comes.

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

Mom I made this for you it’s a bed!

A bed?

Yeah because you love sleeping!

Guilty as charged.

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

Random thought of the day. How can we get at Billy Joel to cover LCD Soundsystem's "New York I Love You but You're Bringing Me Down"? It'd be so good.

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There. That’s better. 😅

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Speaking of mom brain. I just whistled at my daughter to come here as if she were my dog 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

My husband just sent me this photo. I’m guessing that means I’m the one who did this. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Mom brain?
Working mom brain?
Perimenopause brain?
Just plain losing it?

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This hurts my heart

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just stayed up too late vibe coding a website for my kids

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Holy shit Halloween is on FRIDAY NIGHT THIS YEAR?!??

Could there BE better news for parents of kids in elementary school?

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

I had no idea I needed a puking skeleton in my life… thank goodness my mother in law knew it for me

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

You know how I like to spend MY Friday nights? Re-rolling toilet paper my 3 yo decided needed to be unrolled

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Oh now the tech bros are into mahjong too?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Mahjong is the new pickleball.

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Absolutely dead 💀 https://t.co/8Lu7ZdZErc

“Do you want me to create a fun kid-friendly version (since you’ve got the Frozen can) or more of a grown-up elevated version?”

[Suze @TheLaborCoach]

If anyone’s looking for some last-minute dinner inspo, my 3yo is currently getting down on chicken noodle soup, a pickle, and lemonade.

Tastemaker in the making.