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A girl with a promising future and a great behind

[bad witch alert @TheLacedGod]

Well into the 3rd season of the x files and the scariest thing so far BY FAR was when this dude told this chick he loved her on the 1st date

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hello i have come back from the dead to tell you Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue were my sexual awakening back in the day

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@TheWorstNun Boil a big ol' ginger root in water, add lemon and honey. We keep it going all day and replenish with water as needed. Hot water bottle on the small of your back.

[Spence @SpenceDen]

Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.

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My notes app is peppered with message drafts from the various times I've had to call men out on their shit. Feels both 👊and 😧

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@kthompsonkt https://t.co/7ywBx6yBEZ

[tony cock @sophcolette]

closure isn’t real just cut your hair and pretend it didn’t happen

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

Me, a Canadian: The metric system is easy. 100mm = 1cm. 100cm = 1m. Super easy.

You, an American: The imperial system is easy. 1 Flapjangle = 7.2 Flogboggles. 29 Flogboggles = 3.97 Dingmarkles. Super easy.

[bad witch alert @TheLacedGod]

1st thing when I get back "home" for Christmas I'm going to have a spa day for 1 in the jacuzzi bathtub. My Christmas gift to myself is to be pampered, hairless and moisturised. 🛀💇✊

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@MitchCheeseman I link them all to a killer who hates people who wear ugly dad sneakers

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Shit, I took my first step at 18 months. And I probably would have held out if I had known snowboarding everywhere was an option. https://t.co/89E6OCYg1i

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My firmest political stance is probably my stance avidly against ring pops #BurnEm #BanEm #FuckEm

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Threadddd https://t.co/13OHyCMSnf

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When my parents visited my apt I hid my contraband so well I haven't seen it in 6 weeks. Guess I'll find it when I move??

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@hollyerice in a BIG way

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Who put that crude "s" on beer??? https://t.co/TuTZ8JHKwc

[Nicola Jane Swinney @NicolaJSwinney]

Don't we all.

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@PrncssMiMii any other way is a waste of time

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I wish I cared about sports so that I could go to a bar alone and do something other than drink and wonder if I should be talking to anyone

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@Nicole_Cliffe what kind of dog is Sansa? I've been admiring her from afar.

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@schkt seems like you https://t.co/mII5n986Yi

[blee @BrianLeeWow]

the perfect crime

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You know, I am quite unimpressed you can get a men's dress shirt dry cleaned for $4 and a woman's dressy tank top costs $8??